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1. When a group of tourists visited a crocodile farm, the owner launched a daring proposal "whoever dares to jump in, swim to shore and survive I will give them 1 million dollars"
Nobody dared to move but suddenly a man jumped into the river and…
2. desperately swam towards the shore whilst being chased by the crocodiles. With great luck he arrived at the shore, taking the admiration of everyone. The owner announced "we have a brave winner"
After collecting their reward the couple returned to the hotel and
3. upon arrival the manager told him he was very brave to have jumped in. The man replied "I didnt jump someone pushed me!"
His wife smiled ......

Moral of the story - Behind every successful man, there is a woman who pushes him!
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How do people cope with the same promises in pulpits Sunday after Sunday?

"After today, your life shall never be the same again".

Say after me, "this year I shall seat with Governors".

I mean do you need to pay tithe and offerings to say those?

#ImWalkingAway
Instead of boasting about your riches and how you have never begged in your life, why not make sure your members can actually make it to service and never beg in THEIR lives?

They don't even prepare them to face real situational problems. 1. How to avoid kidnappers etc.
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