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Dear Lord,

If I seemed distracted at church today, it had everything to do with the awesome little blessing you gave us.

As you’re WELL-AWARE, I spent my time chasing Iron Will as he:

- body tackled that unsuspecting little girl;

- ripped off all those flower petals;
2/4:

- attempted to commandeer the golf cart used to transport the mobility-impaired;

- pulled over a display stand;

- coated the window with milk from his bottle;

- practiced throwing EVERY object not nailed down;
3/4:

- and, for his finale, as I was attempting to simultaneously control him with one hand AND answer Nature’s call, he threw his matchbox car in the toilet initiating a chain of events I’m not ready to discuss in detail or without hyperventilating.

Besides, you know my heart.
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