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Dear diary,
Well, it happened again.. that sick old radical extremist stopped by last night..
Let me tell you what happened..
#ableg #JasonKenneysDiary

Twas two days before Christmas, and all through the Skypalace,
Jameson bottles lay empty along with a heavy stench of malice
The memberships were bought
By the hundreds, without consent..
It feels SO GOOD to tell the grassroots to 'get bent'!
And i with my earplugs,
lil' Ben and Pookie in their hats,
were sitting around obsessively reminiscing about Matt
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Dear Diary,
I had the WORST NIGHT! It might take a couple pages to explain it....

Twas some nights before Christmas, and all through the province
Abandoned wells sat untouched. (O&G cleaning their own mess is nonsense!)

#JasonKenneysDiary #ableg #KenneysChristmas
The coal leases were sold for pennies per hectare,

In hopes that the Aussies soon would mine there;

Shandro was looking for doctor's driveways to yell at;

While visions of wexit excited dumbass Barnes down in #MedHat;
And mamma on the main floor, and I in the basement,

With Matt and Brock, talking about that $1.6 billion dollar 'misplacement'.

When out on the lawn, it sounded like Rosin was crying,

Something about 'THE FEDS ARE COMING FOR YOUR CHILDREN'', she was implying,
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Dear diary,
my minions are dressing up as the things that scare them the most
Nixon:a human rights tribunal (scary!)
Legarbage:a curriculum w/residential schools included(yikes!)
Shandy:a rural AB town with actual doctors left(gross!)
Wolfy:a sympathetic person with ethics(yucky)
Panda: going as one of the 'little people'(blech)
Bater: going as Jack Layton(puke)
Luan: going as an in-expensable resurant bill(!!)
Me: Either an election fraud fine OR a toppled statue of a blatant racist (that one is scary!)
J
#JasonKenneysDiary #abpoli #ableg #Halloween2020
Ps - my buddy's texted me theirs:
Brett wilson: an orphan well they he actually has to pay to clean up! (Ugh!)
Keean Bexte: someone who isn't a white supremacist(that scares him so bad!)
Patty King: as someone who doesn't deny the holocaust(gives him nightmares)
J
#Halloween2020
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