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“The Anti-Bengahzi!“ simply screams Phallus impudicus, var. impotus seeking a way to overcompensate.

Yeah, we really should have seen this coming.
Between tomorrow's hearings + trying to keep Bolton from testifying...

politico.com/news/2019/12/3…
even if it means assassinating a (monsterous) high-ranking Iranian official without evaluating the consequences -

like starting World War 3 - to ensure #johnBoltonsBoner will rise again.

these are the costs of attempting the
Remasculation of the Impotus.

(and they won't work).
Random facts:

Impudicus is latin for shameless.

Yes, Phallus impudicus is a real species of mushroom.

I'm sure you get the rest.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phallus_i…
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