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A college guy walks into a bar in DC and sees an insanely hot woman at the end of the bar. He chats her up, asks for a date. #JournoJokes
“Sorry,” she says, “I’m washing my hair every night for the rest of my life. It’s an arduous process involving yak milk and three specially-trained hairdressers.”
The college guy, deflated, goes to the bartender for another drink. “Dude, she gave me such a bullshit line she didn’t even care if I believed it.”
The bartender says, “She’s a journo. I’ve had a million journos in this bar; they’re starfuckers. You just gotta be higher-status.”
The bartender says, “She’s a journo. I’ve had a million journos in this bar; they’re starfuckers. You just gotta be higher-status.”
