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A Perfectly Timed Joke :
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It was autumn, and the Red Indians asked their New Chief if the winter was going to be cold or mild.
Since he was a Red Indian chief in a modern society, he couldn't tell what the weather was going to be.
Nevertheless, to be on the
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It was autumn, and the Red Indians asked their New Chief if the winter was going to be cold or mild.
Since he was a Red Indian chief in a modern society, he couldn't tell what the weather was going to be.
Nevertheless, to be on the
safe side, he replied to his Tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect wood to be prepared.
But also being a practical leader, after several days he got an idea. He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather
But also being a practical leader, after several days he got an idea. He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather
Service and asked 'Is the coming winter going to be cold?'
'It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold indeed,' the weather man responded.
So the Chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more wood. A week later, he called the National Weather
'It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold indeed,' the weather man responded.
So the Chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more wood. A week later, he called the National Weather
🤯➖ Inside a Bankers Mind ➖🤯
"🚲 Bicycles are a slow death 🚲"
A Banker Explains :Cyclist is a disaster for the country's economy. He doesn't buy cars, doesn't borrow money. He don't pay insurance. Don't buy fuel, don't pay to have the car serviced, and no
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"🚲 Bicycles are a slow death 🚲"
A Banker Explains :Cyclist is a disaster for the country's economy. He doesn't buy cars, doesn't borrow money. He don't pay insurance. Don't buy fuel, don't pay to have the car serviced, and no
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🙃🙃🙃 repairs needed. He doesn't use paid parking. Doesn't cause any major accidents. No need for multi-lane highways. He is not getting obese. Healthy people are not necessary or useful to the economy. They are not buying the medicine. They dont go to hospitals
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or doctors. They add nothing to the country's GDP.
"On the contrary, each new McDonald's store creates at least 30 jobs—actually 10 Cardiologists, 10 Dentists, 10 Dietitians and Nutritionists—Plus the people who work in the store itself"
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"On the contrary, each new McDonald's store creates at least 30 jobs—actually 10 Cardiologists, 10 Dentists, 10 Dietitians and Nutritionists—Plus the people who work in the store itself"
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