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1. Last night after eating a fav dish, had a #TangoOfDeath w/#CircleOfHellHeartburn. The kind where despite knowing u’re 2 healthy 2 b having 1 🤞🏻, u still vaguely hope that u’re having a heart attack so the 🔥PAIN🔥 will end. Sweating, bent over chewing antacids like tic tacs.
2. Finally fell asleep in a fetal position & woke up & thought— #DeathPeppers... w/a little work, there’s a #SyFy movie waiting to be born. 🤪 😈 So here goes:
Millennial chef Whilhemina Pepper decides to open a CaliTexMexChinese fusion restaurant Called “Chill Will’s”.
Millennial chef Whilhemina Pepper decides to open a CaliTexMexChinese fusion restaurant Called “Chill Will’s”.
3. She has developed her own special to-be-branded peppers that will be used. Unbeknownst to her, the manager she hires is an unknown 3rd cousin twice removed who is— BENT ON REVENGE! (And just happens to be a plant geneticist.😉) Evil cousin gets access ro the peppers and...
