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British foxes spoke out today in a desperate call for shit actor and clueless Nazi politician Laurence Fox to stop using their name.
“He’s shitting on us from a height” said a spokesman we are calling ‘Dave’, who agreed to talk to us on condition of anonymity
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“He’s shitting on us from a height” said a spokesman we are calling ‘Dave’, who agreed to talk to us on condition of anonymity
#laurencefox
“It’s not easy being a fox at the best of times” said Dave, “But this scruffy fucker is seriously taking the piss now. We have really cleaned up our act, we haven’t bitten any babies in ages, and we’ve even agreed to a voluntary curfew on the hours during which....”
“....we will wake you by shagging enthusiastically by the bins, but it’s all for nothing when this lanky streak of piss ruins it for everyone”
Dave says it has been an emotional time for him and his fellow vulpines, who feel that years of progress has been wasted.
“Once ....
Dave says it has been an emotional time for him and his fellow vulpines, who feel that years of progress has been wasted.
“Once ....
