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LIDINGTON: Phil! Wasn't expecting to see you at the Leadership hustings!
HAMMOND: Why not? I love this stuff.
LIDINGTON: Really?
HAMMOND: God yes. It's like Celebrity Big Brother but with racist politicians.
LIDINGTON: Isn't that just... Celebrity Big Brother?
HAMMOND: Fair point
HAMMOND: Why not? I love this stuff.
LIDINGTON: Really?
HAMMOND: God yes. It's like Celebrity Big Brother but with racist politicians.
LIDINGTON: Isn't that just... Celebrity Big Brother?
HAMMOND: Fair point
HAMMOND: And you?
LIDINGTON: Leadership Hustings are a guilty pleasure. Although I see them as more like a beer festival
HAMMOND: I can see that. Lots of weird old men ticking off lists...
LIDINGTON: Fake hipsters using it as cover to be a bit racist...
HAMMOND: Oh hey, Dom's up!
LIDINGTON: Leadership Hustings are a guilty pleasure. Although I see them as more like a beer festival
HAMMOND: I can see that. Lots of weird old men ticking off lists...
LIDINGTON: Fake hipsters using it as cover to be a bit racist...
HAMMOND: Oh hey, Dom's up!
RAAB <podium>: The Brexit talks disgraced the nation!
HAMMOND: You led them, you tit!
LIDINGTON: Phil, don't heckle
HAMMOND: It's like being lectured on trade law by a Top Shop manager
LIDINGTON: Eulalie! Eulalie!
HAMMOND: What are you doing?
LIDINGTON: Just seeing if it worked
HAMMOND: You led them, you tit!
LIDINGTON: Phil, don't heckle
HAMMOND: It's like being lectured on trade law by a Top Shop manager
LIDINGTON: Eulalie! Eulalie!
HAMMOND: What are you doing?
LIDINGTON: Just seeing if it worked
People often ask me why Boris hasn't featured in the #brexitTapes (it would fuel his ego). Well let's give him an appearance in the #leadershipTapes
Here is the tape of him agreeing in 1993 to pass on the address of a fellow journalist to an old Eton chum so he could beat him up
Here is the tape of him agreeing in 1993 to pass on the address of a fellow journalist to an old Eton chum so he could beat him up
GUPPY: Fantastic, but I'm telling you something Boris: This guy has got my blood up, right? And there is nothing I won't do to get my revenge. It's as simple as that.
JOHNSON: How badly are you going to hurt this guy?
GUPPY: Not badly at all
JOHNSON: I really want to know because
JOHNSON: How badly are you going to hurt this guy?
GUPPY: Not badly at all
JOHNSON: I really want to know because
GUPPY: Okay, let me explain to you...
JOHNSON <interrupting>: If this guy is seriously... I will be fucking furious
GUPPY: I guarantee you he will not be seriously hurt.
JOHNSON: How badly hurt will he be?
GUPPY <interrupting>: He will not have a broken limb or a broken arm.
JOHNSON <interrupting>: If this guy is seriously... I will be fucking furious
GUPPY: I guarantee you he will not be seriously hurt.
JOHNSON: How badly hurt will he be?
GUPPY <interrupting>: He will not have a broken limb or a broken arm.
JAVID: Gentlemen, The Saj suggests that we jointly announce that we will be fighting a clean leadership campaign.
RAAB: I'm confused. Why?
JAVID: To make all the other fuckers look dirty.
HANCOCK: Nice. I like it.
RAAB: I'm confused. Why?
JAVID: To make all the other fuckers look dirty.
HANCOCK: Nice. I like it.
RAAB: I'm not sure we should we be working together
JAVID: Well we're not the leading pack are we?
HANCOCK: He's right Dom. Gove? Johnson? They're Champions League. We're barely pushing for Europe
RAAB: I don't want Europe! No deal!
JAVID <interrupting>: Matt, don't confuse him.
JAVID: Well we're not the leading pack are we?
HANCOCK: He's right Dom. Gove? Johnson? They're Champions League. We're barely pushing for Europe
RAAB: I don't want Europe! No deal!
JAVID <interrupting>: Matt, don't confuse him.
RAAB: Why should I cooperate with you? I'm out near the front!
HANCOCK: Oh Dom. You've never done a Tory leadership race have you?
JAVID: It's like the Grand National Dom, but with more runners
HANCOCK: And deaths.
JAVID: And the frontrunners rarely win.
HANCOCK: Oh Dom. You've never done a Tory leadership race have you?
JAVID: It's like the Grand National Dom, but with more runners
HANCOCK: And deaths.
JAVID: And the frontrunners rarely win.
