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#LevityintheTimeofCOVID
Grady Hospital, July 2018
Me: “You okay?”
Her: *frowning* "I feel like I'm laying on top of something. Like a pebble or something."
Me: *squinting my eyes*
Her: "I looked all under me but it ain't nothing there."
Me: "Hmmm. Let me look closer."
#LevityintheTimeofCOVID
Grady Hospital, July 2018
Me: “You okay?”
Her: *frowning* "I feel like I'm laying on top of something. Like a pebble or something."
Me: *squinting my eyes*
Her: "I looked all under me but it ain't nothing there."
Me: "Hmmm. Let me look closer."
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I sat her up and inspected the bed sheets. A wayward EKG lead perhaps? Nope.
What I found:
1. A flattened piece of scrambled egg (which I did remove).
2. Nothing else.
Her: "You see something I ain't see?"
Me: *shrug* "No ma'am."
Her: *groan* "No?!"
I sat her up and inspected the bed sheets. A wayward EKG lead perhaps? Nope.
What I found:
1. A flattened piece of scrambled egg (which I did remove).
2. Nothing else.
Her: "You see something I ain't see?"
Me: *shrug* "No ma'am."
Her: *groan* "No?!"
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Her: "But. . .I feel it right by my shoulder blade right here."
She squirmed and contorted her arm to reach the area. I flashed a light on her back for a closer look.
Her: “I swear I ain’t crazy. I feel it soon as I lay back!”
Me: "I'm looking but I don't see anything."
Her: "But. . .I feel it right by my shoulder blade right here."
She squirmed and contorted her arm to reach the area. I flashed a light on her back for a closer look.
Her: “I swear I ain’t crazy. I feel it soon as I lay back!”
Me: "I'm looking but I don't see anything."
