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I took my contacts out BEFORE I found me a couple episodes of #babydaddymaury and kept up ended up on #liedetectormaury which is NOT my preference...
So now I'm listening to #Cheaters... 😶
So now I'm listening to #Cheaters... 😶
Buddy Ass said, "why you tryna come over on a week day; you usually come over on the weekend... why you tryna change up?" as he taking some girl out to dinner while telling his gf he at home.
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*they been together 5 years
*his gf just hauled off on the side chick
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*they been together 5 years
*his gf just hauled off on the side chick
When you want your dude but yo dude don't want you...
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Mfs be having all the clues...
And still be acting clueless.
The thrill is GONE, my baby.
Let it go... ELSA!!!
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Mfs be having all the clues...
And still be acting clueless.
The thrill is GONE, my baby.
Let it go... ELSA!!!
