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If I recall the story correctly, last night Boris Johnson should have been visited by David Cameron and Theresa May, shackled in the chains of brexit, warning him not to make the same mistakes that they did, and if he doesn't change his ways, 3 spirits will visit tonight...
The ghost of christmas past (Jacob Rees Mogg) shows him a picture of Victorian england, with children freezing to death in the snow. Johnson is pleased with this memory and eagerly awaits the next spirit...
The ghost of christmas present (Donald Trump) shows him a picture of immigrant children, separated from their parents, living in cages. Johnson is practically erect at the thought of their suffering.
