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So Powell mini-crashes stocks as markets want MOAR from him (markets never get enough do they...)
This freaked out Trump, so predictably he touts vaccines for almost immediate release (soon they will have been FDA approved in the PAST from now... 😬)
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@HRGPFOREVER
So Powell mini-crashes stocks as markets want MOAR from him (markets never get enough do they...)
This freaked out Trump, so predictably he touts vaccines for almost immediate release (soon they will have been FDA approved in the PAST from now... 😬)
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@HRGPFOREVER
But pump didn't work, markets know it's just BS talk...
OH GOD NAZZY IS DOWN!
So Trump has to be Pelosi's best bud (he finds really hard to do), but he won't speak with Pelosi as he just can't (for some unknown reason a POTUS can't speak to another politician... OK 🤡)
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OH GOD NAZZY IS DOWN!
So Trump has to be Pelosi's best bud (he finds really hard to do), but he won't speak with Pelosi as he just can't (for some unknown reason a POTUS can't speak to another politician... OK 🤡)
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So Moooonooooochin gets to be the go-between, and he actually can talk with Pelosi without one of them marching out in DISGUST AS THE OTHER SIDE IS BEING UNFAIR (cry cry cry 😢ðŸ˜)
And Trump wants MOAR stimulus right now, RIGHT NOW GODDAMMIT!
BIG CHECKS!!!
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And Trump wants MOAR stimulus right now, RIGHT NOW GODDAMMIT!
BIG CHECKS!!!
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