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Another thread in the saga of that wallpaper
#CarrieAntoinette
#CashForCushions
#MajorSleaze

So it's been a few days, and things must be settling down now in that hallowed seat of power, 10 Downing Street, yes?

Er - well, not so much
Basically, the tactic of waving away all questions with a lofty "This is a farrago of nonsense" has failed more miserably than a Sunderland supporter at the full-time whistle. The claim that the Great British Public was not interested was also cobblers
In fact, the contrary is true - the GBP is more riveted than Harland and Wolff's Riveter-in-chief. The original story has now fathered (no pun intended) numerous articles looking back at the PM's 'colourful' private life, his various scrapes and why his finances are in such dire
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So, a thread about #CarrieAntoinette and that wallpaper.

Princess Nut Nuts, fed up of living in the tatty filth left by the previous two occupants, and unwilling to suffer the indignity of John Lewis furniture, decides to give her fiancé’s gaff a makeover.
Now, Carrie has a loose grasp on what belongs to her, as the Conservative party found out when she put in her expense claims, which is why she got the boot - oh, and she was also useless, but you knew that already. According to her friends, she has ‘exquisite taste’. I doubt that
I doubt it on the basis of the fact that she shares her life with a man who looks like he covered himself with glue then ran naked through an Oxfam shop. In any case, Carrie decides she cannot carry on living in this filth, and she needs to cover the walls with gold.
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Starmer knows he has Johnson cornered.

“I’ll leave it there............for now”

Reminds me of my mother during church turning to us kids surreptitiously mucking around “ I shall speak to you....late”.

Oh boy. That meant trouble ahead.

He’s playing with the explosive mouse
And the payment of the invoice.

The first questions should be
“When were the invoices first presented for payment?”

“What date(s) were on it/them?)

“What date(s) were they first settled?”

From whom did the money come?
Carrie who had to leave Tory HQ in a bit of a hurry - it is said to do with jacking up expenses.

Leopards. Spots.

So I guess she needed someone to keep her in the style with which she hoped to become accustomed.
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