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Toyota Axio
Hybrid
Pearl white color
Year : 2015/09
Mileage : 39093km
Reverse Camera
Key Ignition
Wheel caps
Automatic transmission
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Engine : 1500cc
Cloth Interior
Pressure pump
Kshs. 1,550,000
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Men:

As much as we like reminding wom£n about the biological clock - at a certain age, a w0man should be married & with kids

We also need to remind you of your own clocks - the financial & legacy clock

Yes like it or not, life judges us all - both .

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The financial clock

As harsh as it is, we need to realise as a man at a certain age (40yrs) you're expected to have your finances in order

At that age a man without any property to his name is no different from a 30+ w0man with no husband..

RIPAKA CCTV MasculinitySaturday
Both l0sers who wasted their youth
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21 sentences that make you more of a man than 98% of men:

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• Being light-hearted, working on your sense of humour and lifting those around you is a highly masculine trait.
• Taking things personally and reacting with anger to criticism will cause you to lose respect, not least from yourself.

• Treat women with respect, but stop simping and pedestalising her like she's some princess sent from the gods, because it emasculates you.
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For Men invited to attend The Mandela Washington Fellowship interview,

Here is how to DISSECT the interview

DISPOSITION
INTRODUCE
SELL
SIMULATE
EXPOSE
CLARIFY
TESTIMONIALS
SCARCITY

"DISSECTS"

Let's dive in.

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1. DISPOSITION

Walking into the Embassy's offices can humble & deflate your ego.

Don't appear inferior, timid, and frail.

Build confidence in your steps, face, gestures, voice & eyes.

Your demeanor says a lot about your leadership attitude.

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2. INTRODUCE

Create a rapport with the panel.

Integrate yourself with the mood of the room.

Deflate the room tension by smiling & taking a deep pulmonary breath.

Introduce yourself & what you do.

"My name is", NOT "My names are"

Talk like an AFRIKAN.

#MasculinitySaturday
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Brethren,

Most men's body language screams low confidence and women can feel it.

Here are 4 ways to fix that:

1. Stop leaning in.

It conveys;

-low self-esteem

- that you are seeking a reaction.

- that you lack a masculine core.

DO it consciously first.
2. Fidgeting

Moving toward people too fast shows that you are nervous & complying to their frame.

Just practice being grounded.

Use your breath to ground your energy & Stop fidgeting.

Do the grounding meditation practice ( takes 5 min )

You'll get better.
3. Strong eye contact and value their presence.

Every time you meet a woman.

Just put a smile on your face.

It's good for establishing comfort.

Chin up & shoulders back.

Stay as much relaxed as possible.

Walk with certainty.
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Definition of a simp: A simp is a man who values women more than he values himself. He will sacrifice his integrity, values and moral compass to make a woman happy. He will throw other men under the bus to gain favor from a woman.

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Being accepted by women he’s romantically interested is his only goal, and he will do whatever it takes to accomplish that. He has no code. He stands on nothing. He will do and say whatever he needs to say to get a woman to like him. He has no backbone while in a relationship
and subscribes to “happy wife, happy life”. What’s less known about Simps is that they aren’t always passive, soft or weak. Simps will do anything to keep a woman, and that includes becoming violent or obsessive. A man who would beat a woman who cheats on him is a simp.
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#primitivepals #BetterTogether

So kuna time nikikiwa campus nilikua naishi na room mate yangu..... So this guy alikua akileta madem most of tye time kejani"madem type yangu" aaah so kijana mi naenda exile kama kawaida... So kuna this time mahns aka pop up na mali safi ajab....
So ninja akanishow itabidi amefanya sleep over na ule dem... Nikamshow aina mambo.. The lady naye alikuwa mali safi adi kipofu angeona. By then dem yangu alikuwa ametravel so at the moment sikua na manzi and nilikua dry spell ajab...Mazee jioni ikaingia giza ikaanza kukam kam
Ikabidi nime come up na plan ya vile naeza smash uyo dem pia😂😂... Aah ikabidi nikue naingia kejani natoka. Naingia tena natoka ndio wasiradi last move.... Mimi uyo nikaingia chini ya bed😂😂so ma guys ndo hao washa tandikana za kwaanza wakaenda mturaa nikabaki chini ya bed...
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WHAT IS MASCULINITY?
#Thread 🧵🧵

Because there is no shorter way to answer this question, allow me dive in this thread.

I'll draw analogies and put context where need be. Be my guest!
#MenCaveUg #MasculinitySaturday
Before social order was established, Darwinism reigned. The strongest survived and the weak ones suffered or perished.

Man hunted and man was hunted. Survival was for the fittest and those that received protection from the fittest.
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This cutthroat dynamics were both physical as well as otherwise. Physical in a way that the risks of physical harm were enormous and those unable to protect themselves or receive protection from the able were highly susceptible.
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MEN'S CODE!.
•••••••••
LESSON 1:-

DO NOT ARGUE WITH WOMEN.
LESSON 2:-

For advice on women.
STOP LISTENING TO WOMEN.
LESSON 3:-

Do not try to win a woman over by giving dating/relationship advices to solve her current relationship problems, especially if she's aware you're interested in her.
DON'T!
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A simple guide to Shopping for Motor Insurance Cover in #Kenya : 🧵
A) What Type of Cover do you need ?
* Comprehensive Insurance or Third party only Insurance

* Comprehensive #insurance : provides protection to you, your car and third parties against all possible risks. Image
* Third party insurance is the basic insurance cover that takes care only of third party damages. The recipient of the claim is not the policyholder but another person or vehicle affected by the first party's insured car. Image
B ) What use is the vehicle ?
* If your vehicle is for private use then get yourself a Motor private insurance cover i.e comprehensive or third party only. If you settle for the Former your premium will be charged by applying a rate onto the Value of your vehicle Image
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10 REASONS WHY DIVORCE IS APPEALING TO MODERN WOMEN
I have both male and female friends who have gone through a divorce and those going through the same.

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Divorce sucks, and I know most people do not go into marriage intending to get divorced.
When I look at the eyes of most men who have gone through it, I can see that a light has gone out.
Sure, they move on to the blended families arrangements or start off with new chicks, but if you’re discerning, you can sense the disillusion emanating from them like fumes.
The pre-divorce Bob and post-divorce Bob are never the same.
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"Dear Men, work hard so that in your old age you have something for yourself , forget about the children and their mother! You are the only stranger in that family you call yours, that house is for your wife and kids ! My grandfather told me that a married man is like a tractor
that builds a road, does it very nicely BUT when the road is completed , they bring a low loader and carry the tractor away claiming it will spoil the road!! That tractor is never allowed to step on the road it built ! Same case to a married man, you deny yourself , get loans ,
wear used clothes to see your children through high school and college because we believe that the only gift you can give your children is quality education cos there are no more shambas!! When the children hit teenage, now the Father is dispensable, most of these women poison
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Tamarillo is commonly know as Tree 🍅 Tomato Tree .

There are various tree tomato varieties which are mostly distinguished by their color.

Red fruits variety– mostly used for fresh market fruit due to their appealing color

#agriculture #SaturdayMotivation #MasculinitySaturday
Yellow fruits variety– these fruits have a superior flavor and hence good for preserving.

Dark-red or Black variety-the fruits are large and of higher quality.

Get tree 🍅 Tomato seedlings delivered to your home town within 24 hours .

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Drip irrigation is the most efficient water and nutrient delivery system for growing crops. It delivers water and nutrients directly to the plant's roots zone, in the right amounts, at the right time.

#MasculinitySaturday #SaturdayThoughts #SaturdayVibes
Why Drip Irrigation system?

Water is used at maximum optimum level.

As water is applied locally and leaching is reduced, fertilizer/nutrient loss is minimized.
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Let's talk drip irrigation system
Weeds cannot absorb water as no water is available for them and thus grow in less number

Crop yield is maximum

Fertilizers can be used with high efficiency.

Minimum operating cost

No soil erosion

Soil infiltration capacity is increased.
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Today on #masculinitysaturday I wanna have a difficult conversation.

Men, be careful of success addiction.

Sometimes, we are programmed to think that money is all that we can offer and we get addicted to success, because we connect that to being lovable or worthy of love.
*Side Note this also happens to women.

But, is it concerning at how we live in a society that has pressured us to think the only value a man can offer in a relationship is monetary?

I know money does support a relationship and the type of life you’d like to have with your bae.
It is an important factor to have.

But is commercializing a relationship really benefiting us?

Because not only is it mentally affecting those who feel like they don’t have enough, but it also seeps into those who think that they do, who may commoditize their partnerships.
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#Dearfarmers
Grapes family are one of the oldest cultivated plants.
They are classified as true berries due to having fleshy pericarp.

Lets do some GRAPES THREAD AND LEARN.........

#SaturdayMotivation #MasculinitySaturday #HappySabbath
#hudumaday #SaturdayThoughts #KOTLoyals
Grapes come in different colours most commonly Green, red, black yellow, pink amd purple.

N/B WHITE GRAPES ARE GREEN IN APPEARANCE

Don't plant grapes for fun, invest in it and wait for returns 🍇🍇🍇

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Grapes are much easier to manage and looking at how they grow and the space they occupy then clearly, you can actually intercrop them with seasonal legumes like beans...
You shouldn't intercrop them with crops that need alot of water.
Introduce intercropping between 1-2 years.
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Men. Masturbation, much like porn is addictive. It takes just 28 days to form a new habit so it's very easy to become hooked to this activity. You want to know if you are addicted to it? Try doing 3 days without it. Just 3.
Walk with me.
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Semen takes 4 to 8 days to produce, 8 drops of blood being needed for only 2 drops of semen. Contained in this valuable body fluid are nutrients : vitamins C & B12, sodium, potassium, proteins, zinc, calcium, magnesium, lactic acid, ascorbic acid,
just mentioning a few.
All these aid in the day to day functions for you as a man. Constant (chronic) masturbation rids your body of these fundamental nutrients and they have a major impact on your masculine life. It affects your frame.
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