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The advantage of yet another 4 am wake up is being bright-eyed & bushy tailed for the start of today’s impeachment hearing.

(I’m painting a bathroom today, so if I live-tweet, it will be sporadic.)

Nadler’s gonna start chucking that gavel at these procrastinating GOP.
Collins has the deportment of a 4 year old. He can’t sit still, makes faces.

Am expecting him to pick his nose and start fingerpainting with his snot.
... he’s Boomhauer, minus charm.
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Never one to miss an opportunity to cozy up to Trump or get some press, today Matt Gaetz, filed a formal ethics complaint against Adam Schiff for 'mishandling the impeachment inquiry.' Yea, #MattGaetzIsATool #WednesdayWisdom
nytimes.com/2019/10/30/us/…
2-"[Gaetz]accused Mr. Schiff of having “fallen short of the ethical standards of the institution.” One of Mr. Gaetz’s allegations is that Mr. Schiff, during a congressional hearing last month, distorted what Mr. Trump said to President Volodymyr Zelensky of Ukraine during a
3-" July 25 phone call, a charge that Mr. Trump has also made repeatedly. At issue is a speech Mr. Schiff gave in which he did not claim to be reciting verbatim from the reconstructed transcript of the call released by the White House and said
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@HoarseWisperer @TheLoveBel0w i dunno. seems like the kurds are panicking. has anyone tried sending them memes of nancy clapping to remind them we have a really good plan and everything is under control?
@HoarseWisperer @TheLoveBel0w if a reporter who is known to be a mouthpiece of the white house, breaks a story pf a video that makes the president look like an assassin instead of a bumbling idiot, and will inspire violence towards people speaking out against him, i might not share it. thats just me tho
@HoarseWisperer @TheLoveBel0w [at a bar at 12:30 on a sat night]

her: ur fav position?

me: what? lol i just met u

her: WEAK ur a chicken shit

me: fine if ur making me pick, reverse cowgirl

her: WEAK face to face eye contact is where its at. makes it million times sexier UR LAME loser

[her 2 hours later]
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@HoarseWisperer @TheLoveBel0w john bolton would be the perfect whistle blower cause u could be in the same ass room hearing a loud ass whistle and not even know he had a whistle in his mouth
@HoarseWisperer @TheLoveBel0w i dunno. seems like the kurds are panicking. has anyone tried sending them memes of nancy clapping to remind them we have a really good plan and everything is under control?
@HoarseWisperer @TheLoveBel0w if a reporter who is known to be a mouthpiece of the white house, breaks a story pf a video that makes the president look like an assassin instead of a bumbling idiot, and will inspire violence towards people speaking out against him, i might not share it. thats just me tho
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