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was asked to say something at my grandfathers funeral. have mentioned before that i used to do some “teaching public speaking” stuff so in a weird way im kind of looking forward to trying out a “new format” (speech at funeral) where the usual need to be funny is absent
speedrun: glitchless no items no damage [make people cry] 4:34 personal best
just thinking about how ill never forget his last words... “mike bloomberg is absolutely a viable candidate for the 2020 democratic primaries” #mike2020
my grandfather died. not really sad about it honestly because he had dementia for a while. how does this affect u:
1. no painting show next week
2. """jokes""" about how to sneak him into christianity post death (how tho)
3. shilling for mike bloomberg to pay for these flights
1. no painting show next week
2. """jokes""" about how to sneak him into christianity post death (how tho)
3. shilling for mike bloomberg to pay for these flights
man cant believe my grandfather is gone, he'll never get his dream of seeing a middle-class kid who had to work his way through college and built a business from a single room to global entity that created tens of thousands of jobs become president of the united states #Mike2020 
my only regret is that we never really talked about theology and i have no idea what he thought / thinks happens after you die, i only got really into it after he got dementia. i guess he was kind of agnostic and believed in god in a vague non imminent sense.
