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I'm throwing in my hat for Knesset.

I'll be running an extremist campaign filled with factual errors and lofty unachievable promises. We will have diplomatic relations with Antarctica and we will put a man on Io.

#IsraElex4
#Mossad4PM 🇮🇱
Spoiler about Io: it'll be @khamenei_ir and he won't be coming back.
All Jewish, Christian and Muslim holidays will become statutory holidays with pay. The work week will be Monday to Thursday. Free health care but only for gun owners. Free guns but only to health workers and every household gets their own Iron Dome.

#IsraElex4
#Mossad4PM 🇮🇱
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