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This #mprraccoon shot should be 2018 Photo of the Year #WPPh2018 And #Raccoonmoji! (h/t @ken_lunde)
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(1/6) Here's the story. I was talking to the pigeons on Cedar Street this morning. They're not usually nice to me but today they called me over and let me in the circle. The group was talking about that dumb squirrel, Carl, from Kellogg Park trying to climbside of UBS building.
(2/6) Apparently, Carl was fleeing from the St. Paul Falcon yesterday. He panicked and ran straight up the side of UBS before being picked off by the falcon at 2nd story. (RIP Carl) The pigeons couldnt believe it. Talking about how impressed they were that Carl even had ability
(3/6) to scale a building. So, I'm sitting there listening and I'm thinking to myself 'I could do that... I've been lifting...I've been watching Ninja Warrior.' Then the pigeons start asking me how high I could get. They're pumping me up. I put on my headphones, Wu-Tang blasting.
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I am at the scene of #mprracoon, already been interviewed by a TV reporter w/in 5 mins
I have seen some movement but for the moment he/she looks content to stay on the ledge
Got interviewed by another reporter. #mprraccoon is launching me to fame
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