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Sources - Queen of Jayanagar, HRH #SudhaMurthy to humbly change name to "Sudha Murphy". The decision to change name comes after #Infosys's expensive PR campaign ran into #MurphysLaw!

HRH humbly requests everyone to humbly accept the change.

Signed
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The ridicule that #SudhaMurthy has faced is justified!

The massive blowback that @Infosys PR campaign received is proof that Indians can resist attempts to set false narratives with PR!

People have learned from the Modi experience now!

Infy just found that out the hard way!
If #SudhaMurthy really wanted to stand for elections and do some good for Jayanagar, she should have tried to come across as honest rather than looking like the Neighborhood, Brahmin Maami who keeps watch on ur comings and goings and spreads vile gossip through the neighborhood!
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THREAD (01/n)

#Notfallvorsorge, aber wie & worauf?

Im folgenden #Thread werde ich dazu Gedanken & Grundlagen vorstellen.

Zur Frage worauf soll ich mich vorbereiten lässt sich keine allgemeingültige Antwort geben, da dies, je nach (aktuellem) Aufenthaltsort, stark variiert.
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Jede/r muss sehr individuell mögliche Gefahren im eigenen Umfeld analysieren & eine darauf abgestimmte Strategie/Vorbereitung ableiten. Lebe ich neben einem aktiven Vulkan, sollte ich andere Prioritäten haben, als in einem Gebiet mit starken Schneestürmen oder Tornados. Image
(03/n)
Gleich bleibt jedenfalls immer, dass ich mich selbst informieren muss, um die Gefahren in meiner Umgebung zu (er-)kennen!

Unter vielen anderen zB folgende Fragen: Wohne/arbeite ich in der Nähe einer Chemiefabrik, eines AKWs oder in der Einflugschneise eines Flughafens?
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Had another interesting exchange with my former gas pipeline engineer friend this morning on #TMX & #CGL. You may recall he has high-level Cdn & internat'l experience designing/building pipelines. He's upset Canada would dump failing #TMX onto First Nations.. #cdnpoli #bcpoli
..Engineer: "First Nations groups are now competing to buy #TMX, but with the “repair” from the recent washout sitting on sharp rock, I assume, since they haven't shown us a new sand bed, the rush is on for the gov’t to get rid of it to the first buyer..." #bcpoli
...Engineer: "The Canadian govt needs a buyer with enough money ($25 billion) and is willing to take on the liability for both pipelines [old pipeline and new larger #TMX twinned line] when they fail... of course, the buyer won’t know that..." #bcpoli #cdpoli
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Als we de zorg willdm ontla2dan moeten er wel genoeg #Zuurstofapparaten voor thuis zijn.

Voor patiënten die naar huis worden gestuurd, met een #Zuurstofapparaat, zodat er weer ruimte komt in het ziekenhuis, raakt de #Voorraad snel op!
Longarts:
We hebben inderdaad voor de komende periode een GROOT probleem, want de verwachtingen is NIET dat dit binnen een paar weken al af gaat nemen.

Sterker nog, waarschijnlijk gaat de vraag naar #ZuurstofVoorThuis alleen nog maar toenemen de komende weken!
Daar lijkt het ook op als je kijkt naar de laatste cijfers, want eind oktober zaten er 1000 patiënten met een #Zuurstofapparaat thuis en nu, precies een maand later gaat het inmiddels om 1700 (!!) patiënten.
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Military’s Murphy Laws…
(Via WhatsApp)
● Never share a bunker with anyone braver than yourself.
● Never forget that your weapon was made by the lowest bidder.
● Five-second fuses always burn in three seconds.
● The easy way is always mined.
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#Military #MurphysLaw
● Teamwork is essential; it gives the enemy other people to shoot at.
● If you are short of everything but the enemy, you are in the combat zone.
● Incoming fire has the right of way.
● No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection.
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● No inspection ready unit has ever passed combat.
● If the enemy is within range, so are you.
● The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire.
● Tracers work both ways.
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