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So after brief reflection, I've come to the conclusion that Drunk-Me™ in my early-20's was #MyOwnWorstEnemy

The following are ways that I used to intentionally sabotage myself for jollies:
Drunk-Me™ is #MyOwnWorstEnemy because...

I once invited everyone in a bar back to my place for an "after party." Hour later when I went to leave I wondered why people were following me. Took off running with my friend. We remembered the next day

(Lived withing walking dist)
Drunk-Me™ is #MyOwnWorstEnemy because...

Attended a party in mid-October. After way too much rum, decided to go swimming. Lined up a trampoline and did a double front-flip into the pool.

Wasn't their pool

Wasn't their trampoline

Wasn't their dog, either

More running ensued
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