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Ford: The people want cheese to be filled with nails!
People: ...what?! WHAT?!
Ford: I was elected by 2.3 million people to improve cheese it’s my mandate!
People: You didn’t campaign on that!
@FordNAti99990034 from Oakville, Russia: EAT TEH CHEESE TORONTO LEFTIES
#ONpoli
People: ...what?! WHAT?!
Ford: I was elected by 2.3 million people to improve cheese it’s my mandate!
People: You didn’t campaign on that!
@FordNAti99990034 from Oakville, Russia: EAT TEH CHEESE TORONTO LEFTIES
#ONpoli
Ford: it’s good cheese made right here in Ontario with healthy nickel 1/4” nails from our neighbouring province Sudbury
People: what, no —-YOU CANT HIDE NAILS IN CHEESE PEOPLE WILL DIE
Ford: Ontario nail-filled cheese will be only a buck at your local Beer Store.
#ONpoli
People: what, no —-YOU CANT HIDE NAILS IN CHEESE PEOPLE WILL DIE
Ford: Ontario nail-filled cheese will be only a buck at your local Beer Store.
#ONpoli
Judge: you cannot put nails in cheese and sell it for human consumption. Illegal now. And since forever. *bangs gavel*
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Ford: THE GOOD PEOPLE OF THE PROVINCE WANT TO SEE TORONTONIANS EAT NAILS
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ONPC Mephistopheles: *whispers* notwithstanding...
#ONpoli
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Ford: THE GOOD PEOPLE OF THE PROVINCE WANT TO SEE TORONTONIANS EAT NAILS
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ONPC Mephistopheles: *whispers* notwithstanding...
#ONpoli
