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The Ballad of Battered Sausage - Prologue & Lament
Up Turtle Hill from Lobster Bay,
down Dog & Bucket Lane,
there was a fish-and-chip shop once
whose owners went insane
and took us with them round the bend
then twice around again.
The Ballad of Battered Sausage - Prologue & Lament
Up Turtle Hill from Lobster Bay,
down Dog & Bucket Lane,
there was a fish-and-chip shop once
whose owners went insane
and took us with them round the bend
then twice around again.
It looked like a normal chippy—
from outside anyway.
No clue to what those nutters did
to lead our town astray—
no sign that said ‘Abandon Hope
All Ye Who Take Away’.
from outside anyway.
No clue to what those nutters did
to lead our town astray—
no sign that said ‘Abandon Hope
All Ye Who Take Away’.
Just walking past you couldn’t tell
what horrors lurked within.
You’d never guess that it was here
they brewed that Sauce of Sin
that turned our little town into
a giant loony-bin.
what horrors lurked within.
You’d never guess that it was here
they brewed that Sauce of Sin
that turned our little town into
a giant loony-bin.
