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Deplorable that #NamoAt72 endures hashtags like #NationalUnemploymentDay & #राष्ट्रीय_बेरोजगार_दिवस.

Record job loss, inflation & cronyism are no excuses not to say #HappyBdayModiji.

Since I'm jobless, here's a thread of videos to entertain Narendrabhai & other jobless folk...
Modi the Mathematician figured out where the 2ab in (a+b)² comes from. You see, no one had taught him that (a+b) * (a+b) inherently produces it.

So he spent his entire sojourn in some Himalayan cave to come up with this explanation...
#ClimateEmergency activists have long despaired of human society acting with any urgency on the issue. Modi the Modifier brilliantly figured out that the way to tackle a global problem is to completely redefine it. The climate hasn't changed, it is humans who are getting older...
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1/ As far as public sentiment measured in the social media domain is concerned, Modi is a spent force.

Not even 1% of his 64.2 Million (6,42,00,000 Six Crore Forty Two Lakh) followers wished him a Happy Birthday.

The youths who started trending #NationalUnemploymentDay on
2/ twitter to coincide with Modi's birthday garnered more than 6 Million tweets (according to a comment, I had initially written 4 Million) in support of their campaign.

Godi Media may tell you anything but the numbers are stark.

So stark, that BJP IT-Cell had to start a
3/ #RespectThePM hashtag asking people to not criticize the man who was the PM of the country and celebrating his birthday.

The day, 17th September ended as a kick in the ass to BJP / RSS/ BJP IT-Cell and Modi himself as they lost the perception battle.

But when you have the
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छटा प्रश्न 50000 के लिए- देश में कितने इंटरनेशनल एयरपोर्ट है ?
जवाब - 34

सांतवा प्रश्न 100000 के लिए -ये सारे एयरपोर्ट्स किसकी निगरानी में है ?
जवाब - केंद्र सरकार के

आठवां प्रश्न 200000 के लिए :- 34 एयरपोर्ट पर लॉकडाउन करना आसान था या पूरे सारा देश में ? जवाब - एयरपोर्ट ...
नौंवा प्रश्न 300000 के लिए :- चीन में कोरोना के क़हर की खबर दुनियाभर में पहली बार कब फैली ?
जवाब - 8 दिसम्बर को ...

दसवां सवाल 600000 के लिए :- जनवरी में एयरपोर्ट क्यों नहीं बंद किये गये ?
जवाब - क्योंकि 24 फ़रवरी को डोनाल्ड ट्रंप को अमरीका से भारत आना था, लिट्टी चोखा खाने!!
ग्यारहवां सवाल 1200000 के लिए -तो क्या तब तक एयरपोर्ट से निकलने वाले हर व्यक्ति का कोरोना टेस्ट कराया गया ?
जवाब - नहीं

बारहवां सवाल 2500000 के लिए- WHO ने कब भारत को लोकडॉन की हिदायत दी थी?
जवाब - 1फरवरी से
#राष्ट्रीय_रोजगार_दिवस
#NationalUnemploymentDay
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Yesterday govt claimed in parliament that they are doing everything to provide education to the vulnerable.
Some insights from @OxfamIndia survey from five Indian states to assess state of schools during pandemic.
indiaspend.com/over-80-parent…
80% of parents with children studying in government schools reported that education was “not delivered” during the lockdown. In Bihar, 100% of the parents interviewed voiced this view.

Link- bit.ly/3ixjPvL
Only 8% have received cooked mid-day meals. Yesterday govt also confirmed in parliament that they have been unable to deliver mid-day meal but food security allowance & dry ration delivery is not great either.
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