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ﺁﯾﺎ ﻣﻦ ﻭ ﺷﻤﺎ هم ﺟﺰو ﻋﻮﺍﻡ ﻫﺴﺘﯿﻢ؟

ﺭﻭﺯﮔﺎﺭﯼ قذافی ﻗﻬﺮﻣﺎﻥ ﺑﻮﺩ. وقتی ﮐﻪ
ﺍﺯ ﺍﻭ ﺧﻮﺍﺳﺘﻨﺪ ﺍﺳﺘﻌﻔﺎ ﺩﻫﺪ، ﺧﻨﺪﯾﺪ ﻭ ﮔﻔﺖ:
ﺍﺳﺘﻌﻔﺎ؟ ﺍﺳﺘﻌﻔﺎ ﺍﺯ ﭼﻪ؟ ﺍﺯ ﭼﻪ ﺍﺳﺘﻌﻔﺎ ﺩﻫﻢ؟ ⬇️
من که مقامی ندارم.
ﺍﻭ ﺭﺍﺳﺖ ﻣﯽ ﮔﻔﺖ، ﻧﻪ ﺭﻫﺒﺮ ﺑﻮﺩ؛
ﻧﻪ ﺭﯾﯿﺲﺟﻤﻬﻮﺭ،ﻧﻪ ﺳﻠﻄﺎﻥ، ﻧﻪ ﭘﺎﺩﺷﺎﻩ؛
ﺍﻭ ﻧﻤﯽﺧﻮﺍﺳﺖ ﺑﻪ ﻫﯿﭻ ﯾﮏ ﺍﺯ
ﺍﯾﻦ ﻋﻨﺎﻭﯾﻦ ﻧﺎﻣﯿﺪﻩ ﺷﻮﺩ!
ﻟﻨﯿﻦ ﻫﻢ ﮔﻔﺘﻪ ﺑﻮﺩ:
وزیر چه نام تهوع آوری است!⬇️
ﺑﺎﯾﺪ ﻧﺎﻡ
ﭘﺮﻭﻟﺘﺮﯼ اﻧﺘﺨﺎﺏ ﮐﻨﯿﻢ، ﻭﺯﯾﺮ ﺑﻮﯼ ﮔﻨﺪ
ﺑﻮﺭﮊﻭﺍﺯﯼ ﻣﯽ ﺩﻫﺪ!
ﻣﺎﺋﻮ ﻫﻢ ﻫﻤﯿﻦ ﻃﻮﺭ ﺑﻮﺩ.
ﭼﺮﯾﮏ ﭘﯿﺮ، ﮐﺎﺳﺘﺮﻭ ﻫﻢ ﺳﻠﻄﻨﺖ
ﺭﺍ ﺑﻌﺪ ﺍﺯ ﭘﻨﺠﺎﻩ ﺳﺎﻝ ﺑﻪ برادرش تقدیم کرد!
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