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The Lexicon of Workplace Bullshittery
(Taken from my 2016 article of the same name)
The world of work is full of nonsense. Here’s a guide to help you navigate:

110 percent – The inverse amount of humility required for a job in sales

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360 degree review – A performance review that makes your head spin

80/20 Rule – What you invoke to excuse yourself from reading the whole report

Accountability – What dimwit recruiters in the Financial Services sector go looking for.

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Action – Doing things for someone whose ego is bigger than their testicles

Actual Space Utilization – Metric used when figuring out how Bob from Accounts takes 3 hours in the loo on a Thursday afternoon with a copy of The Racing Post.

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