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My review of the president's SOTU: It was delivered by Donald Trump, who is apparently president, and if you need any further indicator that things are deeply wrong right now, may I please have some of your pills.
Anyone who says the words "President Trump" without immediately scream-laughing like @HamillHimself's Joker for 2 solid minutes is the true hero; those words set us firmly within the hackily comic dystopia visited in act 2 of a 1993 high concept time-travel Brendan Fraser comedy.
Honestly the very presence of that air-puffed shit cruller in the oval office is an immediate inescapable national self-own, an enduring embarrassment that will never be forgotten, like pooping your pants while delivering your wedding vows.

Other than that the speech was good.
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