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@realDonaldTrump Oh, shit. John Bolton, or as Trump likes to call him, Michael Bolton, is OUT.

#PABPOTUS #PresidentPAB #Tuesdaythoughts

@realDonaldTrump Trump calls John Bolton "Michael Bolton" repeatedly.
You know, like a stable genius might do.
@realDonaldTrump AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I KNEW John Bolton was fired by tweet.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Hooooollly crap.

This is the guy who spent $25k trying to prove the Seth Rich conspiracy theory.

GOP activist Jack Burkman offered a woman $20k to make accusations of sexual misconduct and workplace harassment against Robert Mueller

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I stand corrected.
he didn't offer her $25k.

He offered her $64k.
OMG 🤣🤣🤣🤣
We have another #NostraDumbAss on our hands, folks.
Burkman, you've really outdone yourself.
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#NostraDumbAss FTW:

TRUMP
632 days in office
210 vacation days
159 golf games.

OBAMA
2920 days in office
328 vacation days
306 golf games

But remember when he said he'd never play golf or take a vacation because he'd be working too hard?
Trump talking shit about Obama golfing and then nearly exceeding within 2 years the number of times Obama golfed in 8 is an obvious addition to:

⚡️ “#Nostradumbass: There. Is. A Trump. Tweet. For. EVERYTHING. ” by @AynRandPaulRyan

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“Crooked Hillary wants to increase these immigration numbers very, very substantially. She’s no friend of women. And she’s no friend of L.G.B.T. Americans. No friend, believe me.” - Trump, the best friend of the gays, believe me.
#NostraDumbAss strikes again!
There's a Trump tweet for everything, man.
An obvious addition to: ⚡️

#Nostradumbass: There. Is. A Trump. Tweet. For. EVERYTHING.

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Michael Cohen blocked me ages ago for something, I don't remember what, but this has been floating around and I wanted to just say:

There.
Is.
A.
Tweet.
For.
EVERYTHING!

Michael Cohen edition.
Trump isn't the only #NostraDumbAss around, I guess.

#CohenPleaDeal #LOCKHIMUP
Michael Cohen throwing Trump under the bus by saying that Trump directed him to pay off those women completely deserves an entry into:

⚡️ “#Nostradumbass: There. Is. A Tweet. For. EVERYTHING. ” by @AynRandPaulRyan

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There.
Is.
A.
Trump.
Tweet.
For.
EVERYTHING.

"The N Word" edition.

YOU GUYS IT'S NOT EVEN IN HIS VOCABULARY!
#WednesdayWisdom
This racially charged tweet by the leader of the free world* brought to you by:

⚡️ “#Nostradumbass: There. Is. A Trump. Tweet. For. EVERYTHING. ” by @AynRandPaulRyan
#WednesdayWisdom
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Just in case anyone thinks this is photoshopped...
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There.
Is.
A.
Trump.
Tweet.
For.
EVERYTHING.

Iran edition.
This is an obvious addition to the #NostraDumbAss archive.
#MondayMotivation #mondayMorning
⚡️ “#Nostradumbass: There. Is. A Trump. Tweet. For. EVERYTHING. ” by @AynRandPaulRyan
Yes, let's threaten Rouhani.
Always the best course.
#MondayMotivation #MondayMorming

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Another message from the past from #NostraDumbAss.
#MondayMorning #mondayMotivation
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