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I love #Trump!

Say you've been on vacation for two weeks, you come home, & your basement is infested with raccoons. Hundreds of rabid, messy, mean raccoons have overtaken your basement. You want them gone immediately. You call the city and 4 different exterminators, but nobody
can handle the job. But there is this one guy and he guarantees to get rid of them, so you hire him. You don't care if the guy smells, you don't care if the guy swears, you don't care if he's an alcoholic, you don't care how many times he's been married, you don't care if he has
a plumber's crack, you simply want those raccoons gone!

You want your problem fixed!
He's the guy.
He's the best!
Here's why we want Trump.

Yes he's a bit of a jerk; yes he's an egomaniac; but we don't care.
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