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Let’s talk about bull semen, and art.

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The @urbandictionary defines ‘sire’ as an

‘Old tyme'y way of referring to a king or lord. Usually used now to sarcastically refer to somebody with an inflated ego.’

It also means the male parent of an animal, especially when it comes to bulls.
We need semen to make more cattle (spoiler), but it’s actually quite rare for a cow to be impregnated the old-fashioned way.

Instead, many farmers find a bull with the right characteristics, buy its semen and then artificially inseminate their herd.
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#Sheith | #NSFW | #transkeith | afab language

Keith, button up hanging from his elbows, t-shirt shoved up, a hickey blooming above the scoop of his binder. His black jeans and boxers dangle from one leg. His thighs are hitched obscenely wide over the flex of Shiro's arms.
His mouth drops open as Shiro fingers him mercilessly. It's so nasty-sounding in the empty restroom.
One of Shiro's hands is cupped over his mouth to muffle his noises.
The store's close to closing so a janitor or employee could knock on the door at any time.
Keith's so wet; soaked and with an orgasm already under his belt. His second's quickly on the way and Shiro isn't slowing down.
Keith loves being used like this. He loves the way Shiro just...Takes and makes him take.
Keith comes with a howl muffled by Shiro's hand.
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taekook nsfw au where taehyung and jungkook are rival nsfw accounts and have no idea they’ve been eachother’s roommate for two years.
#taekook #nsfw #vkook
sorry for reposting this constantly im dumb uwu !! anygays i thought of this idea whilest on nsfw twitter trying to get ideas for a new au so yeah any similarities to other au’s are purely coincidental !
this au will have:
~ lotsa crack
~ sideship minjoon
~ sideship yoonseok
~ sorry jin you’ll find someone i promise
~ actually a lot of nsfw cuz i wanna explore that side of myself yeet
~ smut ? i might get rose (aka @goobyjeons go show her some phat love) to help cuz i’ll need it
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1. Maybe you don't wish to see this?
The #Baron & #BaronessdeRothschild cordially invite you to be initiated at THE ILLUMINATI BALL
"Join us & manifest your dreams into reality"
A repeat of #Rothschild #NewYearsEve/#Illuminati gatherings of the past.
theilluminatiball.com......
2. ......If you have researched #Luciferians, #Symbolism & the #NWO, the #Illuminati, the #Rothschilds or seen #EyesWideShut this comes as nothing new to you.
You can bet the #GrandDame that enjoys the #NYC circuit will be in attendance on #NewYearsEve. ......
3. ......Images of what can be expected at this gathering & these aren't the events that go on behind the scenes [ ! ]
theilluminatiball.com......
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A few things you should know before beginning: (this is pure fiction)
- Don’t pay attention to time stamps
- Tae, And Yoongi are friends with y/n and live in America
-Namjoon, Jungkook, and Seokjin are friends with Jimin and live in Seoul
-Jhope is Jimins Rival
Social Media Part 1
Social Media Part 2
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dude slept through 8 yrs of Tea Party mobs
conservatives crying tears over civility is the dumbest thing ever
also, dude slept through entire 2016 campaign; #NSFW nytimes.com/video/us/polit…
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Yoonjin social media au where Jin, a digital fanartist of dubious skill level shares his Yoongi fanart on stan twitter. Y'all know this goes. 💕
Notes:
1. Rapline are a famous rap group.
2. Vocal line are regular citizens.
3. Jin's thirst is real.

Hope y'all like this one 😘
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✧・゚: *✧・゚:* taekook *:・゚✧*:・゚✧
• texting au •

where jungkook is a naive boy who's cheated on and initially wants to kill taehyung but ends up killing his heterosexuality
Taehyung|20| aspiring artist
Struggles to make it until the end of the month because he spends money on pretty unisex clothes he never wears

Jimin|20| dancer
Makes sure Taehyung makes it until the end of the month

Jungkook|18| student
Left his gf in Busan to study in Seoul
•sitcom au
•no mary sue here. they're all rather unlikable
•kook isn’t honest to girls and thinks they’re all the same but he gets feelings
•tae isn’t honest and uses girls to release tension from being closeted
•it’s all fun and games until feelings are involved
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bts au where varsity track jungkook finds out he has a crush on varsity basketball yoongi

thing is, taehyung likes jungkook while jimin likes yoongi, and these troublesome boys won’t let things go easy

can jungkook finish the race to yoongi’s heart?

#yoonkookweek #sugakookie
sophomore kook, juniors vmin, senior yoongi
yoongi shuts it down real quick
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(taekook au ft. yoonmin)
Taehyung and Jungkook are Korea’s hottest solo artists. One day, they are spotted together at the airport and rumors start to spread.

They share no similar schedules though. Then why? Who set this up? Jimin and Yoongi, their CEOs.

#btsau #kookv #vkook
Taehyung is signed under Jimin’s label. Jungkook is signed under Yoongi’s label.
min ceo don’t play
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#LearningToSee #WorkInProgress #SHENANIGAN
#LearningToSee #WorkInProgress #SHENANIGAN
#DeepNeuralNet #LearningToSee (havin a hard time cos I'm playin w LR momentum gradclip etc in realtime - no post vfx, all from the DNN)
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