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Here it is! My Top 20 Titty Selfies in celebration of #TittyTuesday Comment on your favorites.

#bodypositive Thread #NSFW

Selfie #1. Gold Member Titties.
Selfie #2. Sweaty Titties #tittytuesday
Selfie #3. Lace Titties #tittytuesday
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Time for some gratuitous porn! (I'm serious this is gonna be all porn no plot.) #sheith #adasheith #kadam #nsfw
One night, while they're laying in bed together, Keith mentions that back when he was still at the Garrison, he'd sometimes think about Shiro and Adam -- about what it would be like to have a boyfriend, what it would be like if that boyfriend were Shiro, and what kinds if things
they probably did together after the lights were out. Keith doesnt really meant anything by it, he's just rambling on with with the knowledge that he can tell Shiro anything. He doesn't expect Shiro to slide his cold metal fingers up Keith's chest as he leans in and kisses his
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Swipe Right into your heart | #sheith | Canon Verse | S8? I don't know her | dating app thread
The Galactic War is over and things have calmed down a lot. So much that Shiro gets a bit bored working 9 to 5 and doing nothing else really in his life.

He doesn't mind not dating currently, after all there are some things he needs to get used to first.
Having an actual future to think about without the premise of dying at a young age as well as the clone body that sometimes feels... too foreign for him.

Being alone isn't what he minds, although if he's honest to himself, there are things he misses about having someone close.
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#Sheith Months ago I was telling server folks about an au idea I had where Keith was a professional Dom at a dungeon and he had a group of friends who met up at the yarn store that Allura worked at and they had like, kinksters knit and crochet time.
So naturally, Shiro wanders in because his doctor recommended picking up knitting to improve his manual dexterity and Allura invites him to the group because Keith has been single for too long and she knows he needs some of that.
Anyway, this is ridiculous and self-indulgent, but does anyone besides me want this au?
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💫「 apology tour 」💫 —jikook au

in which struggling photographer jeon jungkook goes on tour with his bestfriend taehyung, not realizing how much his life is going to change on the road, especially when he meets backup vocals and dancer, park jimin
- fluff, angst, crack and nsfw wrapped into one
- will put warnings when needed!
- my first AU, so be nice pls 🥺
- social media + written parts

#jikookau #jikook
- profiles! pt 1 💫

#jikookau #jikook
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okokok but what really butters my biscuit... shivers my timbers... younger hankgav who have a one night stand, hank railing into gav holding both his ankles in one of his hands, and just Awed he can get this younger, bendy, twink shithead moaning and writhing under him.
hanks still hot and strapping around 40 yo but i imagine he probably doesn't bed guys often, and certainly not guys who just got out of college. so: ego boost. he's still got game. anyway he writes it off as a one-time thing, i know i've written this out before but hear me out--
so they meet again at the dpd and after a few weeks of bickering and antagonizing and probably a lil bit of hero worship on gavin's end, both of them constantly reminded of the time they met years and years ago at that one jazz club,
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Sheith Cheating Thread
(boy this needs a bunch of warnings)

(#katt) fwb to lover, married Shiro, Endgame #sheith, heartbreak, hurt, angst, possibly no comfort
#Vlds8 #canonverse

To cure a heartbreak simply throw yourself into the next relationship that comes along - said nobody ever. But Keith's friends who could teach him that much aren't with him when one day Matt hangs out with him.
It doesn't start out inherently sexually, no. Matt's honest motive is to become friends with Keith, seeing the situation as it is with them both far away from Earth and drowning in work to rebuild what has been broken during the war.
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Part 2 of the AU that will not die -- #nsfw, #transkeith, #sheith, #koliveith, possible descriptions of Shiro's PTSD, afab & amab language used for Keith
Shiro's been with Blades for coming up on four months now and he's started to notice that every once in a while, someone disappears for a week or so. Keith made the mistake of telling him that they weren't feeling well the first time he said something, and Shiro got it in his
head that Keith meant they were sick with some kind of Galra specific flu, especially when Keith assured him that it wasn't something Shiro had to worry about. But Keith knows his next heat it just around the corner and he's going to have to explain exactly what happens when
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✨AU✨ where Jungkook sneaks into Namjoon’s room to retrieve his confiscated 3DS, and somehow ends up hiding under the desk as Namjoon jerks himself off, muttering Jungkook’s name, completely unaware of the boy mere inches from where he’s sitting...

#nsfw #btsau #namkook
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#koliveith #sheith #nsfw Listen. I have this extremely complicated au plot in my head but I don't feel like writing about any of it, I just want Keith who fucks pretty much any of BoM when he's going through heat, but mostly everyone know's he's Kolivan's favorite plaything
Kolivan will pull him onto his lap in the middle of a meeting, a large hand palming his ass and Keith just grinds down against Kolivan's dick and nuzzles into his neck, and somehow both of them are still totally capable of contributing to mission plans, even as Kolivan is rubbing
at Keith's dick through his uniform. After the meeting they don't even bother going back to their quarters. The others just file out and Kolivan peels him out of his suit and fucks him over the table, a large hand fisted in his hair and Keith screams because it hurts so good.
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Professional sports players are usually #freemasons: they are part of the overpaid #masonic distraction schemes (most sports are invented by masons for this reason). That makes any news, tragedy, crime related to these people highly supect. #Hoax/#PsyOp should be considered.
And boy, do our elite have tragedies. Always something happening to them. Car crashes, plane crashes, jewelry stolen, kidnappings, murders, overdoses, drive by shootings. ALL FAKED. I just looked at the #ManUnited crash in 1958. Here pilot #JamesThain, with a #masonichandshake.
I believed this plane crash was hoaxed. 3 past 3 was the time, forever remembered. 3-3. 33. Doesn't get more obvious than that. #BobbyCharlton was on the flight. Some one-eye symbolism with keeper survivor Ray Wood. #ManchesterUnited #busbybabes #hoax #Munich
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#pornstarau prequel, fwb #jeith, aftercare, #nsfw

Keith had the day off and James had a late call so Keith ended up dropping him off in the suburbs before heading off to do grocery shopping. They make enough money now that they could probably afford to get groceries delivered
but James is a fussy bitch about his produce. Keith isn't going to complain since he reaps the benefits of having a roommate who likes to cook, but it doesn't mean he's not going to be grumpy about having to leave the apartment on his day off.
He's on line to check out when his phone buzzes.

/Please come get me./

Keith frowns at the message. He stares at it so long he almost doesn't hear the cashier talking to him. James doesn't text in complete sentences with proper grammar.
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Accidental sex worker Shiro au?
#Sheith | #nsfw ? Maybe?

Shiro’s a fic writer with a Pat/reon. He & Matt are day-drinking. Matt makes a joke about Shiro mass sexting people when he writes smut. Tipsy Shiro thinks this is a FANTASTIC idea and jokingly offers more *personal* smut.
This fic thread was brought to you by wonderful kofi donations HOLY SHIT. 🖤
It was Friday.

Shiro and Matt had taken off from their respective white-collar jobs. Why?

Oh, to binge watch the entire last season of their favorite on-demand streamed TV show, of course.
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Public Participation- Just the Texts! #1

Full story at archiveofourown.org/works/14875424…

Reposting because last time it didn't show all the tweets (12 in total) #reylofic #textfic #reylo #nsfw
Public Participation- Just the Texts! #2
Public Participation- Just the Texts! #3
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1021. Saraba, Yoki Hi: El amor es algo que nunca termina como esperas. Este manga se centra en Akira y Keiichi, dos enamorados que acaban de mudarse para iniciar una nueva vida en común, y de cómo llegaron hasta ahí. Y son hermanos. Dramón con dibujazo donde cada capi te destroza
1022. Tashiro-kun, Kimi tte Yatsu wa.: Tashiro es un universitario con cara amenazante que un día es confundido por un atracador por Ebihara, de un curso superior. Éste solo quiere echarse novia, pero es un uke como una catedral y atrae a los tíos como moscas, entre ellos Tashiro
1023. Ani Tomo: Nanase es una chica sensata y bastante casera que se acaba de echar su primer novio. Éste resulta ser el mejor amigo de su hermano mayor, un chico bastante puro y formalito. Me los comía con patatas de lo buena pareja que hacen, pero es que el hermano los eclipsa
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#sheith frat boy Shiro/nerd Keith, eventual #nsfw
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Shiro is four beers in on a Saturday afternoon. The sun is setting and he's outside playing ultimate frisbee with some of the other guys from the frat. He spots Hunk walking towards the house, back from the nerd convention
he's spent the day at. He's loaded down with bags and Shiro is about to call out to him, maybe give him some shit, when he sees Keith.

Hunk had invited Keith to a party a few months back and the night had ended with Shiro on his knees in the laundry room.
Keith had come in his mouth and Shiro barely had time to enjoy the blissed out expression on his face when Lotor had barged in yelling, "Fucking in bedrooms ONLY, Shirogane."

Keith had taken off so quickly, Shiro hadn't even gotten the chance to ask for his number.
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#kiribaku | Aftermath of a Sex Pollen Night

When Eijirou wakes up, he's not in his bed.
The pillow is too hard for his tastes, the posters on the walls are all wrong and the sheets smell overwhelmingly like...
Bakugou.
NOTES:
- it's a #NSFW thread, of course
- kiribakus are in their third year of UA
- there's angst
- I hc Kiri as gay and Baku in the demi spectrum
- POV alternating
- to comment: quote retweet, please!
- sorry for the potential eng mistakes 🙏
When Eijirou wakes up, he's not in his bed.
The pillow is too hard for his tastes, the posters on the walls are all wrong and the sheets smell overwhelmingly like...
Bakugou.
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Achtung Leute, jetzt wird es #nsfw, denn jetzt geht es um sexy Time 😏. Genau genommen, um Baum-Sex. Hier kommt ein Bild, wie ich mehrere Geschlechtsteile einer (ich vermute Felsen-)Kirsche in meiner Hand habe 😱 (Thread).
Im Frühjahr ist die Luft erfüllt von Bienen, Blütenduft & naja — Sperma. Denn die Bäume ejakulieren gerade heftig, um viele kleine Baumbabys zu zeugen. Einige von uns leiden unter diesen Orgien, wir nennen es dann "Heuschnupfen", weil das besser klingt als "Sperma in der Nase".😌
Meine Kirschfreundin oben ist übrigens "kalkhold", das ist ein fancy Wort dafür, wenn man so richtig auf Kalk abgeht. Es ist quasi eine Schnecke, gefangen im Körper eines Baumes. Wenn man sich ausbreitendes Wurzelwachstum als Fortbewegung sieht, sind sie ca gleich langsam! 🐌🌳
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60 has a place to live. All androids are entitled to an apartment or 'living space' thanks to Jericho. His is just a box, a space in a derelict, converted department store that was turned into cubicles. He goes there sometimes, but mostly stays at work as much as he can, tending
equipment or writing reports.

Allen's home surprises him. Humans might call it Spartan, but compared to 60's quarters it's luxurious. There's a bit of a Japanese aesthetic about it, with a few framed ink drawings on the wall (prints, not originals, 60 finds when he scans them.)
The car ride had been strange. He kept thinking of what Allen said, and tears kept gathering in his eyes. Eventually he managed to stop by focusing on the route they were taking and trying to preconstruct what Allen's house would be like.

This was nothing like what he expected.
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So, we found a live bat in our rare book store.

🦇a thread 🦇
We have a big, boring box with lots of fun, rare historic archives and books in it.

It’s so boring on the outside we don’t have an image on file.

But it is very exciting on the inside.
It’s where we keep the Ladybird Books Archive, medieval manuscripts, our children’s book collection, the WH Smith archive – it’s a treasure trove.

Full of lovely, lovely books.
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taekook au #taekook #crack #nsfw

— youtuber jeongguk finds himself at a very boring party, he gets ready to leave until his eyes catch a boy with a nice smile and he swears he’s seen that butt before. little does he know, it’s seoul’s newest model, kim taehyung.
— remember to only quote/retweet, NO replies due to breaking the thread. <3
~ fluff
~ nsfw
~ crack
~ angst
~ hope u enjoy <3
— friend groups:

❥ Taehyung, Jimin, Hyunjin and Hoseok

❥ Jeongguk, Minho, Yoongi, Seokjin and Namjoon.
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Let’s talk about bull semen, and art.

(a thread)
The @urbandictionary defines ‘sire’ as an

‘Old tyme'y way of referring to a king or lord. Usually used now to sarcastically refer to somebody with an inflated ego.’

It also means the male parent of an animal, especially when it comes to bulls.
We need semen to make more cattle (spoiler), but it’s actually quite rare for a cow to be impregnated the old-fashioned way.

Instead, many farmers find a bull with the right characteristics, buy its semen and then artificially inseminate their herd.
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#Sheith | #NSFW | #transkeith | afab language

Keith, button up hanging from his elbows, t-shirt shoved up, a hickey blooming above the scoop of his binder. His black jeans and boxers dangle from one leg. His thighs are hitched obscenely wide over the flex of Shiro's arms.
His mouth drops open as Shiro fingers him mercilessly. It's so nasty-sounding in the empty restroom.
One of Shiro's hands is cupped over his mouth to muffle his noises.
The store's close to closing so a janitor or employee could knock on the door at any time.
Keith's so wet; soaked and with an orgasm already under his belt. His second's quickly on the way and Shiro isn't slowing down.
Keith loves being used like this. He loves the way Shiro just...Takes and makes him take.
Keith comes with a howl muffled by Shiro's hand.
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1. Maybe you don't wish to see this?
The #Baron & #BaronessdeRothschild cordially invite you to be initiated at THE ILLUMINATI BALL
"Join us & manifest your dreams into reality"
A repeat of #Rothschild #NewYearsEve/#Illuminati gatherings of the past.
theilluminatiball.com......
2. ......If you have researched #Luciferians, #Symbolism & the #NWO, the #Illuminati, the #Rothschilds or seen #EyesWideShut this comes as nothing new to you.
You can bet the #GrandDame that enjoys the #NYC circuit will be in attendance on #NewYearsEve. ......
3. ......Images of what can be expected at this gathering & these aren't the events that go on behind the scenes [ ! ]
theilluminatiball.com......
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