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😂Trump sent Kim Jong Un the equivalent of a ❤️MixTape 🤣1.Rocket Man 2. I Go Crazy 3. Don’t You Forget About Me 4. All I Want Is You👇#TrumpMixtapes #FridayFeelings #SpecialReport #BREAKING
🚀Trump is too shy to give the Rocket Man CD to Kim Jong Un so Pompeo is delivering it at the Denuclearization Summit. I. Swear. To. God. 🚀
#relationshipgoals 😳@ABeaube and I reminiscin’ back in the day when we got mixtapes.. Weird when a couple like #TrumpKim are #FridayFeeling more that us 😕
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Every Mothers' Day, my ex-girlfriend would always prank text me that she's pregnant and that I should greet her.

Last year, the usual. She texted me the same thing. Only this time, she's actually pregnant. Not with me. But with the guy she cheated on me with for about two years.
She made me happy so it's only fair I talk about her the way I would have years ago. :) Let's call her "K". K was/is beautiful. Not the kind that drew way too much attention when she walks into every room. It was the kind of beauty that revealed itself when you're alone with her.
I guess, I was one of the (un)fortunate ones who caught sight of the universe inside her eyes. I think I've told her everyday how it was my favorite part of her. Her warm brown eyes have always spelled out her thoughts, even before she gathered the courage to say the right words.
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I need to be up at 2.30am, so....
One like = one thing I love.
The sound of pipes in old houses. It's like they shouldn't work, but they just have to, all that hissing and bubble bursting.
Adding commas to sentences after writing them. Little ink drops of intent.
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