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I was raised with a lot of the toxic ideals of #purityculture, and these heavily impacted me. It also left me feeling pretty crappy about myself after experiencing #assault at a young age, and severely unprepared for certain adult situations. /2
There was a time when I was trying to break away from those #purityculture ideals, and had found someone I thought really cared about me and my family. /3
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Ребят, представляете, заведёте себе бабу, будете с ней жить, а она начнёт домой подругу звать, причем мерзкую такую, которая вас ненавидит и подсирает вам. И баба будет с подругой всю ночь телек смотреть и ржать над своими шутками, а ты будешь лежать в кровати и обтекать.
Или вот ещё. Заведёте бабу, всё хорошо с ней, а у неё родственники из мухосранска, и каждый раз они будут приезжать в твою однушку жить, а ты, как бы, говоришь бабе, что это твоя квартира, а она обижается, говорит, что "наша", и что "куда их деть? они же родственники".
Последнее. Заведёте бабу, а она разбитная вся такая, туса-джуса ебать, ходит по клубам и звонит тебе угашенная, мол, забери. А ты и не против первые раза два, вроде романтик (нет), но потом тебя заёбывает, и ты лежишь в постели в 3 часа ночи и не берёшь трубку.
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A very sweary thread, I make no apologies, on online dating sites:

Divorce stressful? Nah, it's a walk in the park compared to the absolute cluster fuck world of @PlentyOfFish and @bumble...and the wankers that inhabit them...(1)
Who the actual fuck are the men that hawk their shite on these sites? In the last 3 months I've been scammed, hurt, disappointed, let down, blown out, used, ignored, lied to, blocked. And the number of fake profiles I've reported and yet back they come..(2)
Now the question is what does online dating provide for men and women? In my experience it means men can be cowards, wankers and treat women with utter disregard and contempt.. women are just looking for someone to love them..(3)
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😂Trump sent Kim Jong Un the equivalent of a ❤️MixTape 🤣1.Rocket Man 2. I Go Crazy 3. Don’t You Forget About Me 4. All I Want Is You👇#TrumpMixtapes #FridayFeelings #SpecialReport #BREAKING
🚀Trump is too shy to give the Rocket Man CD to Kim Jong Un so Pompeo is delivering it at the Denuclearization Summit. I. Swear. To. God. 🚀
#relationshipgoals 😳@ABeaube and I reminiscin’ back in the day when we got mixtapes.. Weird when a couple like #TrumpKim are #FridayFeeling more that us 😕
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Every Mothers' Day, my ex-girlfriend would always prank text me that she's pregnant and that I should greet her.

Last year, the usual. She texted me the same thing. Only this time, she's actually pregnant. Not with me. But with the guy she cheated on me with for about two years.
She made me happy so it's only fair I talk about her the way I would have years ago. :) Let's call her "K". K was/is beautiful. Not the kind that drew way too much attention when she walks into every room. It was the kind of beauty that revealed itself when you're alone with her.
I guess, I was one of the (un)fortunate ones who caught sight of the universe inside her eyes. I think I've told her everyday how it was my favorite part of her. Her warm brown eyes have always spelled out her thoughts, even before she gathered the courage to say the right words.
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