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A while back, @ThatUmbrella tried to trademark @renfamous name in a sad attempt at harassment/trolling. Everyone rightfully mocked him at his self-doxxing. I, however, decided that in the Christmas spirit TUG needed a gift. So I decided to send him a Bag Of Edible Dicks to enjoy!
Now, I wanted it to be a surprise present! But I was made to realize a very important thing: @ThatUmbrella is a lying sack of shit and will blame @renfamous or @MarzGurl or @DevilDom19 or @FilthAlexis or @SjwSpiderman. I don’t want anyone harassed unjustly on my behalf by CG/ISWV
I also don’t want @ThatUmbrella or his lying, catfishing wife Ashley/Lola/Whatever next troll name she chooses taking random garbage from their garage and claiming they were sent a bomb or catshit or anything other than delicious dick shaped gummies from shipabagofdicks.com/collections/al…
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Legit theory for #StarWars #EpisodeIX #TheRiseOfSkywalker. This is going to be a substantial thread so bear with me here. But after reading some of JJ Abram's comments, I think it's clear what the "twist" is and what the title means.

Rey is Darth Vader's daughter.
I think this makes sense, because even though there was no "plan" for the sequel trilogy, it seems clear that JJ Abrams had a solid concept for what he wanted the character of Rey to be, and he's laid a TON of clues in #TheForceAwakens as to what that concept is.
First, the theory that Rey is Luke's daughter or Leia's daughter doesn't make much sense. There's no way Leia would not know she had a child out there somewhere, and Luke wouldn't abandon his own kid. Them being unaware of Rey until TFA just isn't feasible or believable.
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