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This entire thread is from a friend of mine, Blair Bovbjerg. He allowed me to post this:

The "Steele Dossier," ("pee-pee dossier") is the smoking gun that proves, to all but traitors, that, quite frankly: Russia.

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I have undertaken, as a patriotic duty, the task of rendering this otherwise-opaque document into Haiku poetry, so as to alert my fellow countrymen, lest we hit the snooze-button of doom: (also note that I am available for political opposition research, fee negotiable.)
THE STEELE DOSSIER
ONE MAN'S HAIKU ODYSSEY
TO UNPLUG THE TRUTH

Lazy Russian snow
Blankets the scene of the crime,
Whispers of Treason

The dossier is full,
Like heavy Moscow diaper
Never to be changed

But the truth is golden,
Like an urge, like a torrent,
It must be released:
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