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#IKnowAGuy Season 4.
THE REAL F**KBOYS OF NAIROBI.
All Episodes.
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Here's a link to all the stories for this last season.
[I'm putting the Season 1 - 3 links here as well.]
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#TRFNrb
THE REAL F**KBOYS OF NAIROBI.
All Episodes.
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Here's a link to all the stories for this last season.
[I'm putting the Season 1 - 3 links here as well.]
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Avoid scams, keep your money safe, safe to use & access. #SafeIsSmart with #StanChart Visa Card.
#TRFNrb
EP 1A: Ambassador's Daughter.
EP 1B: The Ambassador's Daughter.
EP 2: The Developer's Daughter.
EP 3A: The Preacher's Wife.
EP 3B: The Preacher's Wife.
EP 1B: The Ambassador's Daughter.
EP 2: The Developer's Daughter.
EP 3A: The Preacher's Wife.
EP 3B: The Preacher's Wife.
EP 4: The Syndicate's Game.
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Here is a free ebook with a collection of some of the stories I did in 2018.
HAHAHA: The Funnier Stories.
drive.google.com/drive/u/0/fold…
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Also, check out the website, please go to paushinski.co.ke
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Here is a free ebook with a collection of some of the stories I did in 2018.
HAHAHA: The Funnier Stories.
drive.google.com/drive/u/0/fold…
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Also, check out the website, please go to paushinski.co.ke
The Real F**boys of Nairobi.
#IKnowAGuy
Ssn V: Ep 4.
December 14, 2014.
Mambashani, Pwani.
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Stephanie calls home to check on Kaylan, her 2 years old boy.
It is 6:00pm. The phone rings until disconnects. She gives it a few minutes, in case the call will be returned.
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#TRFNrb
#IKnowAGuy
Ssn V: Ep 4.
December 14, 2014.
Mambashani, Pwani.
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Stephanie calls home to check on Kaylan, her 2 years old boy.
It is 6:00pm. The phone rings until disconnects. She gives it a few minutes, in case the call will be returned.
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#TRFNrb
Nothing.
She tries a couple more times.
Still.
Nothing.
She chills kidogo, looking extremely calm on the outside.
An hour later, she calls again. Ala? It takes a while to connect. And then now, the nanny's phone rings funny. Like… she is out of the country.
Ai... Strange.
She tries a couple more times.
Still.
Nothing.
She chills kidogo, looking extremely calm on the outside.
An hour later, she calls again. Ala? It takes a while to connect. And then now, the nanny's phone rings funny. Like… she is out of the country.
Ai... Strange.
She tries more times nonstop. She's frantic and wants to tell nanny off.
Finally, ringing stops. Just hollow silence.
She calls a neighbor, asks her to go & angalia kwani what’s up.
Neighbor says ‘Ai. Si nilidhani mumesafiri nyote? Ukweli sijaona Margie na Kaylan for a while.’
Finally, ringing stops. Just hollow silence.
She calls a neighbor, asks her to go & angalia kwani what’s up.
Neighbor says ‘Ai. Si nilidhani mumesafiri nyote? Ukweli sijaona Margie na Kaylan for a while.’
The Preacher's Wife Ep 3B.
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Previously...
Mike drops Cate home after surprise birthday bash fails. Their lips decide to touch. While their lips are touching, the Pastor decides it is the perfect time to arrive home.
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#SafeIsSmart
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The Real ***kboys of Nairobi,
#TRFNrb
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Previously...
Mike drops Cate home after surprise birthday bash fails. Their lips decide to touch. While their lips are touching, the Pastor decides it is the perfect time to arrive home.
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#SafeIsSmart
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The Real ***kboys of Nairobi,
#TRFNrb
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Disclaimer: This story may trigger emotions for some harm is outrightly intended. Similarity of names and situation purely coincidental.
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Plug: This Episode has come out faster than I thought, because @Niloticbantu_ and @mumssoulfood sent good munchies.
Thank them oya!
Disclaimer: This story may trigger emotions for some harm is outrightly intended. Similarity of names and situation purely coincidental.
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Plug: This Episode has come out faster than I thought, because @Niloticbantu_ and @mumssoulfood sent good munchies.
Thank them oya!
Pastor is looking through the windscreen towards them. The kisser and the kissee are looking straight at him. Cate is praying and calling on angels for help. Pastor switches off his car. He steps out. Pauses a bit. Alafu he walks towards Mike’s car.
Mike and Cate wako statue.
Mike and Cate wako statue.
Meeting has kicked off.
And no. We are not kwa Kibanda ya 108. Tuko main House ya 108.
Also, msee wa SQv108 has not been invited for this meeting.
178 & Mama Tuyu are the chairs.
#SafeIsSmart
And no. We are not kwa Kibanda ya 108. Tuko main House ya 108.
Also, msee wa SQv108 has not been invited for this meeting.
178 & Mama Tuyu are the chairs.
#SafeIsSmart
The following are at the meeting.
1. Intercessory Lady
2. Mama Tuyu
3. Baba Tuyu
4. Tuyu
5. 188
6. Mr & Mrsc135
7. 230
8. Min Moraa & Baba Moraa
9. Treasurer
10. Mrs 178
11. Gava Guy's Wife.
12. Me
13. Mr & Mrs 108.
I have volunteered to Acting Secretary.
#ChaiHaitakiUzembe
1. Intercessory Lady
2. Mama Tuyu
3. Baba Tuyu
4. Tuyu
5. 188
6. Mr & Mrsc135
7. 230
8. Min Moraa & Baba Moraa
9. Treasurer
10. Mrs 178
11. Gava Guy's Wife.
12. Me
13. Mr & Mrs 108.
I have volunteered to Acting Secretary.
#ChaiHaitakiUzembe
The Intercessory Lady has started with a word of Prayer.
Amesema Mungu atusaidie tushinde vita dhidi ya adui mkuu.
Me I just said Amen.
Amesema Mungu atusaidie tushinde vita dhidi ya adui mkuu.
Me I just said Amen.
It is Sunday. Second service has just ended. The preaching pastor and his wife are greeting the peoples. A decently looking man and woman stay at the back of the line
Deliberately.
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#IKnowAGuy Season IV
The Real ***kboys of Nairobi,
Episode 3A: The Preacher's Wife
#TRFNrb
Deliberately.
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#IKnowAGuy Season IV
The Real ***kboys of Nairobi,
Episode 3A: The Preacher's Wife
#TRFNrb
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Disclaimer: This story may trigger emotions for some harm is outrightly intended. Similarity of names and situation purely coincidental.
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When they almost get to the pastor, several people other people join the cue. Some are even jumping the cue. They are very patient.
Disclaimer: This story may trigger emotions for some harm is outrightly intended. Similarity of names and situation purely coincidental.
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When they almost get to the pastor, several people other people join the cue. Some are even jumping the cue. They are very patient.
They let everyone go through.
Finally it's their turn. The pastor is tired, but has handshake obligations. His tired face smiles.
Small pleasantries.
Woman: We wanted to ask you to say a prayer quick for us.
Pastor: OK. Anything in particular?
Finally it's their turn. The pastor is tired, but has handshake obligations. His tired face smiles.
Small pleasantries.
Woman: We wanted to ask you to say a prayer quick for us.
Pastor: OK. Anything in particular?
#IKnowAGuy: The Real ***kboys of Nairobi.
Ssn IV Ep II.
Nzisa, Sue, Terry & Joy kwa ki-SUV, doing an all girls trip to in a SUV. They are all very gojias. Somewhere on the Nairobi - Mombasa Highway, the car slows down to a halt. Way past Manyani, and much closer to Voi.
#TRFNrb
Ssn IV Ep II.
Nzisa, Sue, Terry & Joy kwa ki-SUV, doing an all girls trip to in a SUV. They are all very gojias. Somewhere on the Nairobi - Mombasa Highway, the car slows down to a halt. Way past Manyani, and much closer to Voi.
#TRFNrb
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Disclaimer: This story may trigger emotions for some harm is outrightly intended. Similarity of names purely coincidental.
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They know a bit about cars, so they turn away every form of help that comes along. Truck drivers, buses, even cops and rangers.
Wanabishana na gari.
Disclaimer: This story may trigger emotions for some harm is outrightly intended. Similarity of names purely coincidental.
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They know a bit about cars, so they turn away every form of help that comes along. Truck drivers, buses, even cops and rangers.
Wanabishana na gari.
They call Odhis here and Omosh there but all suggestions don’t help. Nzisa finally calls her dad, and her dad tells her to try and get the car towed to Voi.
Kidogo, a nicely done silver / grey LC79 double cab pulls up. They remember seeing it in Sultan Hamud. They’d admired it.
Kidogo, a nicely done silver / grey LC79 double cab pulls up. They remember seeing it in Sultan Hamud. They’d admired it.
