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@Edwards_evoeco When I mentioned that male #sagegrouse often copulate with dried cowpies, I didn't do the situation justice. I will elaborate in a thread. @EffinBirds @ProBirdRights

For most males, cowpie copulation is just an occasional indulgence. For others, it's a lifestyle.
Meet Captain Cowpie, one of our most prolific serial cowpie copulators -- shown here in one of his more dignified moments.
Like other serial cowpie copulators before him (legends such as Colonel Cowpie, Corporal Cowpie, and Steve), the Captain was a monogamist. He had one favorite cowpie, and he copulated with her several times each day.
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