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✅The past tense of fit is fat
✅An infinite number of $1 bills and $20 bills are worth the same
✅If your parachute doesn’t deploy, you have the rest of the life to fix it
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✅The past tense of fit is fat
✅An infinite number of $1 bills and $20 bills are worth the same
✅If your parachute doesn’t deploy, you have the rest of the life to fix it
✅Average human lifespan is 70 years equating to 2.2 billion seconds. There are 7.5 billion people on Earth. So technically every person is not even worth a second of your time. Some calculations👆
✅The sentence “Don’t objectify women” has women as the object of the sentence
✅The sentence “Don’t objectify women” has women as the object of the sentence
✅ You cannot make History if you use Incognito Mode
✅We pay taxes on money we earn to pay taxes on money we spend
✅No matter how good you are, you can always be replaced.
✅Pizza is the real-time pie chart of how much pizza is left
✅We pay taxes on money we earn to pay taxes on money we spend
✅No matter how good you are, you can always be replaced.
✅Pizza is the real-time pie chart of how much pizza is left
