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Dear Mom,

I’m assigned to the 52nd Gender Fluid Battalion.

Infighting has occurred whenever hard work needs to be done. When heavy lifting is required many start identifying as female. When cooking is required they identify as male.

We’re starving.

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Communication is hard among the troops. Protocol states that preferred pronouns must be used in all circumstances.

Radio transmissions are usually tied up by the recipient correcting the person transmitting the message on what gender they identify as that day

I’m vegan.
Some of the heavier members of our battalion have shown themselves not be up to the task of battle.

Due to this we have our daily “Healthy at any size briefing” and we’re reminded that it’s not that they’re overweight, it’s that we suffer from “thin privilege”.
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Dearest Martha,

I feared that all hope was lost, until the Senate Intel issued today’s report

Immediately provided me the sustenance, I and many others so greatly needed.

We shall endure & shall never give up until the hybrid-war ends
-your loving Spicy
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‘difference in confidence levels..the NSA and the CIA and FBI on the assessment that "Putin and the Russian Government aspired to help President-elect Trump's election chances" appropriately represents analytic differences and was reached in a professional and transparent manner.
Do NOT underestimate the import of the Senate Intelligence Committee’s bipartisan report.
@SenatorBurr I am sorry I was so hard on you in Jan 2017, the bipartisanship with @MarkWarner should be lauded.

THANK YOU for your unwavering pursuit of facts.
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