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Allah created the heavens and the earth and all the humans, plants, and animals on it...

...but you have to pray to him in Arabic because he only understands one language

#SeemsLegit
Allah created humans perfectly. He makes no mistakes....

...oops! except for that extra bit of skin on there! Slice it off for me, will ya?
Allah is everywhere and sees everything...

...but if you’re not praying toward Mecca, he can’t hear you
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Our president is so humble
Trump recommends to Attorney General William Barr that he investigate Google for treason because Peter Thiel pushed an evidence-free conspiracy theory about Google colluding with China during an 11-second Fox News clip he saw this morning vox.com/2019/7/16/2069…
Trump is still pushing conspiracy theories about migrant caravans. He goes on to accuse the media of conspiring to suppress information about how many criminals are in said caravans.
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Pouya Air IL76 🤯 #SeemsLegit

PS... Someone stole your engine! 😁
...not to worry. Found the missing engine!

It ain't an IL76 though.

Or Pouya Air! 😳
Oh & @flightradar24 I think this may be a bug.

I was looking at this particular plane earlier & left the app... An hour or so later, I then clicked on someone else's link for the IL76 & this MD83 pic remained there even though the IL76 details were showing. 🐛
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1/ "Only limited studies have been done concerning adultery among Christians. But initial findings have been shocking."

~Bill Hybels, "Christians in a Sex-Crazed Culture", 1989, at least 4 years into his sexual assault & harassment of multiple parishioners and employees
2/ " 'The Myth of the Greener Grass' answered many of the questions I had been struggling to answer on the subject of adultery: What causes affairs?"

~Bill Hybels, "Christians in a Sex-Crazed Culture", 1989
3/ "In fact in the Old Testament, under Mosaic Law, anyone caught in adultery received the death penalty."

~Bill Hybels, "Christians in a Sex-Crazed Culture", 1989

*actually, this worked out to only the women getting executed. #bicbw
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