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this is just powerfully hilarious stuff here
lmao ,,
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ʀᴇᴋᴏᴍᴇɴᴅᴀꜱɪ ʟɪᴘ ᴛʀᴇᴀᴛᴍᴇɴᴛ ʏᴀɴɢ ᴍᴇᴍʙᴜᴀᴛ ʙɪʙɪʀ ʟᴇʙɪʜ ʜᴀʟᴜꜱ, ʟᴇᴍʙᴜᴛ & ʟᴇᴍʙᴀʙ

— ᴀ ᴛʜʀᴇᴀᴅ —
Halooo, aku mau rekomendasi 3 produk lip treatment dalam negeri yang bisa kalian coba buat mengatasi masalah dibibir kalian dalam waktu 7 hari ajaaaaa loh.
Pertama, Magic Lip Exfoliator atau Lipscrub.
Mengandung Sugar scrub yang membantu mengangkat sel kulit mati dibibir, Virgin Coconut oil yang menutrisi, Olive oil yang melembabkan, dan Organic Cocoa Butter yang aromanya bikin pengen dimakan.
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Good morning lovelies! It's Saturday morning in Oakland and that means it's time for some baking! I got up early but not early enough, so I'm making brunch and not breakfast. Anyway, let's get started!

Make milk warm enough and lets activate some yeast!

#mariebakes #selfie
After 5 minutes we have bloom so everything else goes in with two cups flour and it all gets mixed up together. Once it's looking like a dough, it's time to add more flour and knead in the bowl until it's dry enough to knead on the counter.

It's kneading time! I'm adding flour a bit at a time until it feels about right and isn't sticking to the counter. It's about a cup more flour at the end. Eight minutes of kneading later and we give the gluten a little nap for 15 minutes. Make some coffee maybe.

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One of my favorites to keep nearby. 2016 version. @CanterburyClass Please notify me when the updated version is ready. We'll need to remove the last 5 chapters, especially @HillaryClinton Nom speech.
Someone help me out. I can't find a #twatter presence on any 3 of these #publishing companies. Seems odd?
I'm also curious as to how many these companies made donations to the @ClintonFdn ?🤔
One everyone should re read!
#SilenceDogood8 Just so happens to be on page 17 😉…
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I have reached a whole new level of #PISSEDOFF.

I didnt think such a #dark and #scary state, or level, could be reached. It may top 12-14-17's causation. It's. That. Bad. So, I've prepared a statement...…

#PascoSheriff #HaveYouAllNoShame @CigarCityBeer
Dear @FBI,
I must implore you ask your colleauges in @FBITampa to help research this new level of #PISSEDOFFNESS. As locals, they may offer a special indepth knowledge of this new level I have reached. This is not fair & law enforcement must #investigate. No one deserves this.
This is my #apogee of #Pissedoffness.
If #motherfuckers & #tears werent a noticable level.
If #HUSH or #INTIMIDATION tactics being deployed didnt strike a chord.
If #EVIDENCE, PROOF, or 30k Bonds didnt #WOW YOU.
If posting mom with no shred of investigatable value wasnt enough...
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Just landed in #Thailand & looking forward to speaking at the @AfiForum. At the event? Come say hello. #AFIF2019.
500+ of the world’s leading #investors & #FI will explore investment opportunities to foster inclusive financial markets across #AsiaPacific
#Davos #WEF19 or here at the Asia Financial Institutions Forum @AfiForum #AFIForum 2019 in #Bangkok: something to ponder this #MLKDay weekend & beyond. #microfinance #accessstocapital #fintech #finance #inequality
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The #selfie stick: a military history thread.

Selfie sticks have, of course, been around as long as the wheel. But despite this, their use in the military can only be traced back to the 17th century.
Prince William of Orange bought the fad to England from Europe when he landed at Torbay in 1688. Not one to show off, William always avoided looking directly at his phone. Artist Jan Wyck has beautifully captured William's sideways glance as he struggles to line up the shot.
It was George Washington who started the fashion for looking directly at the camera when he captured the moment of his victory at Trenton in 1777. Enraged that his horse, Blueskin, refused to look at the phone, Washington later returned him to his original owner.
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Tsaari Mikaelin hautajaisvastaanotolla 14.7.1645 tarjoiltiin hunajapuuroa. Tämän minulle juuri kertoi Simon Sebag Montefioren erinomainen kirja nimeltä Romanovit 1613-1918.
Tsaari Aleksei Mihailovitsin aikana palattiin oikeellisiin Bysantin käytäntöihin. Ristinmerkin sai tehdä vain kolmella sormella. Vanhauskoiset kuitenkin kuolivat mieluummin hirvittävillä tavoilla kuin suostuivat moiseen. #romanovlive
Tämä tsaari Aleksei oli #muuten aika #fit! Jaksoi vetää läpi 6 tunnin messuja istumatta kertaakaan. Heittäytyi maahan tuossa ajassa toistatuhatta kertaa. #romanovlive
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Après des mois à cracher joyeusement dessus, je vais enfin pouvoir tester Mass Effect Andromeda de mes propres mimines.
Du coup thread
On m'a dit que l'humanité avait besoin d'un sauveur, j'ai donc décidé d'envoyer David Pujadas dans l'espace
Ma sœur Marion Cotillard a insisté pour venir avec moi, j'espère qu'il ne lui arrivera rien de fâcheux
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