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I am terrible at giving you the detail on #SexToys, but I hope at least I can amuse you by asking the important questions when I test 'em.

Namely: how vigorous a shag can the @HotOctopuss Plex handle without slipping out of your arse?
#NSFW… Image of black silicone ana...
Meanwhile, because it's nearly Christmas I'm gonna do a thread of some of the cool #SexToys that have been on the site this year which you might like to buy.

FIRST: @GSilicone grind rings (which other people are raving about too)…
@GSilicone NEXT the @ElectraStim Kix (plus 'explorer' finger sleeves which give you magic sex fingers), beautifully and hilariously covered by @GirlInOldSchoo2 here:…
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This is a common sight in some parts of Johannesburg. Adverts claiming to assist with "penis enlargement".
Most of us know that this is a scam ... but sadly people do fall for it 😞
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