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Things we now know about Eliza Bleu thanks to @ShaneCashman:

1. Shane says she told him a name he can’t tell us.

2. Her dad thinks that phone calls and emails are no way to seek the truth.

3. Her mother says an unnamed foreign sounding doctor in LA said she was abused.
4. Someone believes that the censorship may be due to Eliza having short hair like Elon’s mom.

5. Eliza believes looking at Twitter too much could lead to her soul decaying.

6. Shane seems to suspect there may be underground nuclear missile silos on the farm.
7. For part 3, Shane has prepared questions for those effected by the Twitter bans.

8. Eliza left the Jesus People’s Christian Commune of Chicago because they had no hair dye.

9. Eliza worked as a stripper.

10. Anny Donewald of Hookers for Jesus has a better story to tell.
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