Discover and read the best of Twitter Threads about #shitmyvendorsays
Most recents (1)
"we have a realtime observability platform built from the ground up"
"we have a deterministic AI that tells you what the root cause is"
"drill down with unlimited cardinality, no lag, and no sampling"
#shitmyvendorsays
"we have a deterministic AI that tells you what the root cause is"
"drill down with unlimited cardinality, no lag, and no sampling"
#shitmyvendorsays
when you read between the lines of all these foofy claims, the secret sauce is aggregation.
if they don't sample, then they pre-aggregate.
and if they aggregate, then it's not observability, because o11y hinges on your ability to *ask new questions*, and that means raw events.
if they don't sample, then they pre-aggregate.
and if they aggregate, then it's not observability, because o11y hinges on your ability to *ask new questions*, and that means raw events.
i also like "second-level granularity". that means all the requests that happen over the course of a second, get smushed into a single number.
a lot of shit happens in a second, y'all.
"i can narrow the bug down to these ten thousand requests" does sound less impressive 🙃
a lot of shit happens in a second, y'all.
"i can narrow the bug down to these ten thousand requests" does sound less impressive 🙃
