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Here we go... a rollicking live-snark of Commander Babyfingers' State of the Union Address.

On tap: unfiltered commentary, custom-tailored for those who cannot bear to endure this nightmare live. I shall take that bullet.

Live-snark commences now...

First a cpl disclaimers:

To mute this thread, merely click on that little arrow thingy in the upper right corner and this snark-a-thon shall pollute your timeline no more.

Second, there are gonna be some typos and such.

To err is humna.

Be gentle.
As is my civic duty, I will be subjecting myself to tonight's speech bolstered only by copious amounts of beer.

As the patriot Nathan Hale's far lesser known brother, Pete, once said "I regret that I have but one liver to give for my country."

I'm a giver. I give.
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