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#BlackoutInfo What might be consequences of a national or even european #Blackout, lasting more than 72 hours in our electricity addicted society? How is our country prepared for? And how much our politicians engage for this catastrophic case?
#BlackoutInfo Within hours after a national #Blackout for 90% of all homes no more drinking water will flow out of the tap. Flushing the WC will work only one last time. Therefore risk of diseases is growing fast. No human can stand more than 3 days without water supply...
#BlackoutInfo As a follow of a national #Blackout production of food isn’t possible anymore. Distributing still available stockpiles is becoming difficult & very quick impossible. Automated warehouses can’t deliver anymore, because all is offline. Supermarkets run out of stocks.
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@SubwayListens Thank you. I don't need assistance with this. This is a well documented system of institutionalised cheating, at least by Subway India establishments. All you need to do is search online.
@SubwayListens I was aware of this so I patiently waited till they gave me the bill and then caught them red handed. They refused to revise the bill and returned the excess sum charged in cash. Excellent scheme, honestly. #subway #footlong
@SubwayListens Imagine the number of #fraud transactions everyday in the numerous #subway outlets across #India. The amount of money #cheated out of unsuspecting customers is staggering.
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Everything in the following tweets actually happened this morning but has been translated into screenplay format for no reason I can point too other than dramatic effect. Enjoy! #MTA #Subway #MondayMorning
INT. 6 TRAIN - MORNING
A crowded subway car pulls out of the 33rd street station and makes it only halfway before coming to a complete stop. There’s silence for a few moments before any announcements are made. It’s Monday morning and people are tired.
CONDUCTOR
(Over speaker)
Hey partner, there’s a track fire up ahead.

PARTNER
(Over speaker. Indistinguishable garble)

The passengers on board all share a look of disbelief as they realize the conductor’s announcement was not really meant for them.
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