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Based on @PeaceLilies' Barnaby hc #taibani 🧵
Contrary to his overwhelming popularity and occasionally skirting on the edge of pornographic photoshoots ("It's body positive," Agnes sniffs), Barnaby has never had sex.
Contrary to his overwhelming popularity and occasionally skirting on the edge of pornographic photoshoots ("It's body positive," Agnes sniffs), Barnaby has never had sex.
In his list of priorities, it wasn't even on his top ten. Or even in his top twenty, to be honest. He simply had one mission in life—and damned if something got in the way.
But his quest had cooled, and in the ashes, he found a new lease in life: saving people, tending to his ever growing plant collection, learning to have bonds with people.
#taibani When Barnaby and Tetsuko get together, Agnes has to decide whether to keep the Best Buddy Duo award intact or scrap it due to unfair advantages 😂
"And the Best Buddy Duo for this season goes to... Wild Tiger and Barnaby Brooks, Jr!"
Subaru throws his hands in the air and Agnes's team has to press the censor button several times during his rant.
Subaru throws his hands in the air and Agnes's team has to press the censor button several times during his rant.
"Every (BLEEP) season! Thomas and I saved that whole building yesterday and went on a (BLEEP) dinner date and (BLEEP) at karaoke and nothing?? No recognition? What is this (BLEEP)? The voting is (BLEEP) rigged—oh, (BLEEP), Barnaby's proposing because of (BLEEP) course he is."
