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#TalkLikeAPirateDay
Now we've destroyed your country you can pay us to rebuild it.
We accept Natural Resources like oil & drugs as payment.

Democracy - meh!
We don't give a fuck about about Democracy - its all about MONEY & Corporate Profits.
#TalkLikeAPirateDay

Let's invade other countries and bomb the shit out of them.
Then we can grow and transport the drugs back to good 'ol USA and Europe.

CIA and the Arms Companies will make $bn's!
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So the ultimate aim is to chip everyone to completely control them.

To do that we need to scare the shit out of them by starting lots of Wars, recruit lots of terrorists, & scaremonger about future famines & crop failures.

We'll make TRILLIONS.
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Who wants SCIENTIFIC PIRATE FACTS? Or are they piratical science facts? Either way, put your HOOKS UP! #TLAPD #scicomm #TalkLikeAPirateDay
FUN FACT: when I'm not making music with @PDXBroadsides or sciencing, I'm the Quartermaster for #PDX's finest privateers, @pdxyar!
#PirateScience Fact 1: how much booty we got on board? We can measure that by Archimedes' Principle! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Displacem… #ITLAPD #TLAPD
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Thanks to wonderful @JessicaOOTC we have some useful phrases for those awkward Pirate situations 🏴‍☠️ [GIF: BSL Happy #TalkLikeAPirateDay!]
Let's be starting with the basics, ye lubbers; always handy, Arr! #TalkLikeAPirateDay #SignLikeAPirateDay [GIF: BSL Pirate]
If ye be needing to blend in, this is a must-have accessory, ye scurvy dog! #TalkLikeAPirateDay #SignLikeAPirateDay [GIF: BSL Parrot]
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