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Webster’s Dictionary defines saga as:
a modern heroic narrative resembling the Icelandic saga
Or a long detailed account
Calling Twilight a saga is like calling me vomiting for a week straight a saga.
Let's watch this trash.
#Twilight #BreakingDawn Part 2 #TwilightOnNetflix.
a modern heroic narrative resembling the Icelandic saga
Or a long detailed account
Calling Twilight a saga is like calling me vomiting for a week straight a saga.
Let's watch this trash.
#Twilight #BreakingDawn Part 2 #TwilightOnNetflix.
These movies are the cinematic equivalent of someone taking a sledgehammer to my femur.
Painful, slows me down, and makes me wish the pain would stop.
Unlike being crippled, I should be able to recover from this trash soon enough.
Painful, slows me down, and makes me wish the pain would stop.
Unlike being crippled, I should be able to recover from this trash soon enough.
Why do people like these movies? I would rather figure out how to have a crab navigator my small intestines while it held a switchblade than watch this again.
So as you may know, SAR is supposed to review #Twilight #BreakingDawn tonight.
This is @Soundsaboutleft and the stench coming from his room is becoming overwhelming.
I'm just going to assume the worst and start this review.
Here's something I whipped up in memoriam.
This is @Soundsaboutleft and the stench coming from his room is becoming overwhelming.
I'm just going to assume the worst and start this review.
Here's something I whipped up in memoriam.
I guess I should first say a few words. First of all, sounds about right was a lousy roommate. He constantly screamed in the night "I can't review them anymore! Make it stop."
In fact that's why I'm pretty sure things are gonna get awkward with the landlord soon.
In fact that's why I'm pretty sure things are gonna get awkward with the landlord soon.
You see for the last few weeks all I've heard from his room has been sobbing and Taco Bell wrappers crinkling and hard shell tacos being eaten.
Then him ripping ass.
Those noises stopped a bit ago and I sure as hell don't want to deal with what I find.
Then him ripping ass.
Those noises stopped a bit ago and I sure as hell don't want to deal with what I find.
