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#TFW it is dark and your kids call because they are stranded on a tiny island in the middle of the whirlpools that keep sucking the kayak away from shore and they couldn't paddle hard enough against the tide to get home and as last resort they want dad to come with the boat.🙉 /1
2/ (These are the older kids. Not the two young ones who went out for the first time this morning.)
3/ As a kid, I would have chosen death before making that phone call. But then, we didn't have phones, so we couldn't get a rescue anyway. 🙉
