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#tgidea: an adventurer opens a treasure chest, turns out to be a mimic that eats him. 2 seconds later it spits him out as a girl
Turns out it’s a treasure-exchanging mimic trading out his armor/weapons for equally valuable loot. It took his “jewels” as a service fee. No refunds!
Turns out it’s a treasure-exchanging mimic trading out his armor/weapons for equally valuable loot. It took his “jewels” as a service fee. No refunds!
“OPEN UP GODDAMNIT! I can’t dungeon raid with jewelry and a tiara! Give me my stuff back!”
“YOU CARRY IMMENSE VALUE SIMPLY BEING A FAIR MAIDEN, GIVE YOURSELF TIME TO CHERISH YOURSELF. IN ANY CASE, ALL SALES FINAL. THATS HOW MY BUSINESS WORKS 🤷”
“YOU CARRY IMMENSE VALUE SIMPLY BEING A FAIR MAIDEN, GIVE YOURSELF TIME TO CHERISH YOURSELF. IN ANY CASE, ALL SALES FINAL. THATS HOW MY BUSINESS WORKS 🤷”
"I TELL YOU WHAT. YOU SEEM LIKE A BOLD-ENOUGH ADVENTURER. I'LL EXCHANGE YOU 50 GOLD FOR YOUR REMAINING SHIELD."
"What kinda valuation is that? My non-armor clothes are worth 50 gold!"
"DEAL."
"What kinda valuation is that? My non-armor clothes are worth 50 gold!"
"DEAL."
