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#GladysTheSuperSpreader has selected her earrings. Lippy & blush applied. Doesn’t spend as much time on her hair these days. Anyway, she’s ready as ever to do what she does best. Deflect from her culpability. The figures will be horrid, but she has her goto plan. 😉
Approach the mic, remove the mask, and make sure the first sentence has a “healthy” or “pleasing” in it. Then some melodramatic faux-empathy heartfelt blah blah. Hand you over to
 and then we’ll take questions.

All the while hoping the others get the questions b/c timefilling
When it’s her turn every question is felt as a narcissistic injury, however she pulls herself together with her trusted can I just say please know well yeah no hideous word salad. Never. Ever. Addressing the crux of a question, for minutes she rambles as 🐑 stand by to attention
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Journalists rocking up for the Kafkaesque (👏? who suggested it describe the pressers) presser this morn, perhaps if you give more thought to how you phrase your questions.

#GladysTheSuperSpreader knows for certain that whatever you ask, she’ll “answer” with waffle.
NEVER addressing the crux of a question, she time-fills with her infamous gaslighting. It’s beyond unsettling to watch you standing as meek sheep. She treats you, & the people of NSW with contempt. “Literally a war” then at 11.46 blithely flats off with “See you again tomorrow”
Unless you’re ok being played like đŸŽ», work out a strategy.

The daily farces show something has to change. Chant’s wordy replies suit #GladysTheCoward down to the ground. Frazzled, yet assured she’ll have a few ?s to “answer” with minutes of do the right thing word-salad.
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